Mexican Quotes

231 Mexican quotes by 172 unique authors

We're Mexican not Mexican't! — George Lopez
The guy is like Honduran-German. Why would you pretend to be (Mexican)? . . . I think he had that intention from the beginning that… — George Lopez
I ain't Mexican, but I'll stretch your man, yes I am a fuckin' vato loco, I went from the pot with cocoa, To the block… — Jim Jones
We didn't get to go to the real Grammys 'cause we're distasteful: Us and the Mexican jazz bands all had to line up and get… — Motorhead
How much exactly does it cost to buy a Mexican baseball team, ten bucks and a burrito? -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
I've been in the yard with the Mexican mafia and I only run with niggaz that'll kill and die for ya. — Mac Dre
This Mexican woman. Deserves a good man. To give her affection and know satisfaction. — Elephant Man
Cooler than a peppermint, Waynes World excellent. Party on Garth, shwing!, work ethic harder than a Mexican. — Unknown Author
Granddad....He beat you like a pinata! Hey...We can rent Granddad out for Mexican Birthday parties. We can call him....Senior Pinata! Hola, Senior Pinata! — Riley Freeman
Like A Mexican Fresher Then A Freshmen — Wiz Khalifa
The pussy wetter, wetter than it's ever been but she gone probably try to cross the line like a Mexican. — Lil Wayne
What was just said to the mexican dude at his concert that just took place on his birthday. This is the United States Of America,… — Katt Williams
They said wen transformers 3 came out that the Mexican cheese made a lot of money because of all the scrap metal there was. — Killa21
They said when transformers 3 came out the Mexican cheese made a lot of money because of all the scrap metal was left. — Killa21
Ivan oberholtzer is a curly head mexican — Unknown Author
Anytime there is Mexican food around, you can bet I'll be eating it. I'm not a chocolate person and I'm not into sweets. I'm a… — Eva Longoria
All the civil rights leaders and people who died, black and white, you know, Mexican, Chinese, black, you name it, all the ones who died… — Rodney King
There's no one I admire more than Lee. To be Mexican-American at a time when our culture was really invisible, and to slay the best… — George Lopez
I had Taco Bell last night. I got a Mexican pizza. On my way home, I was like, 'I've gotta go home from the theater,… — Ashlee Simpson
I love El Pinto. It's good food and a good atmosphere and a good way to show any guests that come into town authentic New… — Bryan Cranston
Hes so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent. — Foghorn Leghorn
The shot niggas takin' you'd think I'm rollin' 'round with Reagan. A Mexican landscape and come rake in what I'm makin. — Mase
How much exactly does it cost to buy a Mexican baseball team, ten bucks and a burrito? — Danny Mcbride
Right now, I would just like the comfort of someone who seems normal, and even though you're Mexican, you seem normal to me. — Danny Mcbride
Two volunteer groups in Arizona have set up cameras on the Mexican border, so that people with fast internet connections can sign up to monitor… — Seth Meyers

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