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Because I've been that drunk person in the club so many thousands of times, when I'm in an environment where people are drunk or on… — Moby
As things are, and as fundamentally they must always be, poetry is not a career, but a mug's game. No honest poet can ever feel… — Thomas Stearns Eliot
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up. — Mitch Hedberg
Sometimes I think God loves the ones who most desperately ache and are most desperately lost - his or her wildest, most messed-up children -… — Anne Lamott
I am not writing to try and convert people to fundamental Christianity. I am just trying to share my experience, strength and hope, that someone… — Anne Lamott
I wanted to write about my mother as she should have been if she had not been messed up by World War I. — Doris Lessing
There is a point in every young person's life when you realize that the youth that you've progressed through and graduate to some sort of… — Jena Malone
I want to let you in on a little secret: I don't always feel like I'm a success. That's right. There are plenty of times… — Joyce Meyer
No one leaves the edit room thinking, 'Yeah, I nailed that one!' Everyone I know goes into their first premiere or their first screening thinking,… — Mike Mills
I was angry but not at God. I feel that you are closer to God when you are messed up. Definitely. That's when you most… — Samantha Morton
Man, me and Biggie were the biggest artists in New York. When he passed, I was so messed up. My attitude was messed up about… — Nas
I'm not perfect, I do drink. I do smoke. Carson Daly can't go out and get messed up, he can't smoke in front of kids… — Tara Reid
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right… — Chris Rock
Maybe it's a little depressing to think that my vision of a perfect world is actually so messed up, but I think it means that… — Veronica Roth
I would have absolutely messed up 'The Matrix'. — Will Smith
I was thinking that when I have children, that I should always dress as a character for them, so they think their mom is Alice… — Gwen Stefani
My mother never gave up one me. I messed up in school so much they were sending me home, but my mother sent me right… — Denzel Washington
There are so many things to talk about between black people, Hispanic people, white people, gay people, men, women, it's all based on fear. We… — Marlon Wayans
So you didn’t tell me it was a messed-up idea to keep this all a secret because. . .” “Because experience is the only teacher,”… — Chris Crutcher
I sometimes end up in dangerous situations, and I come back to you broken and messed up, and you worry about me when I'm gone.… — Audrey Niffenegger
Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it… — Nick Hornby
I think part of the reason I'm attracted to Foster is because he's such a mess. I mean, the people I have loved in my… — Augusten Burroughs
Ever come home and found your room messed up? Like some helpful person (hi, Mom) has tried to "clean" it, and suddenly you can't find… — Rick Riordan
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up. — Hans Christian Andersen
Every relationship is messed up. What makes it really perfect is if you still want to be there when things suck. — Laurell K. Hamilton

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