Messed Quotes

271 Messed quotes by 226 unique authors

I hate those TV shows where characters talk about one thing, such as their patient on the operation table (let's say they're a doctor), then… — Jaclyn Moriarty
But Hale wasn't just a member of her crew who had messed up. He was Hale. Her Hale. And Kat just wanted him back. — Ally Carter
Sometimes I feel kind of wrong here. I used to be normal, but now... I don't know. I feel like I should be one way,… — Sara Shepard
Man, I'm messed up right now. My best friend is my father? The man I idolized as a kid... whose tattoo is on my arm...… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Character is an essential tendency. It can be covered up, it can be messed with, it can be screwed around with, but it can't be… — Sam Shepard
The funny thing about voice over is you can go in in sweatpants and have your hair all messed up, and no one will see… — Elizabeth Gillies
As an actress, the joy of being able to play the three sides of any woman, which are the glamour, the pragmatic and the one… — Unknown Author
I remember when TV networks believed in the First Amendment. It is a messed up situation when Miley Cyrus gets a laugh, and Phil Robertson… — Bobby Jindal
When I first came in the business, I had a couple of close calls on planes going to London for shows. There was one time… — R. Kelly
I was the punk outsider who nobody messed with. I was fearless. At 16, I graduated and moved out. — Angelina Jolie
Jack Thorne writes so well for messed-up teenage girls. — Holliday Grainger
Basically, my parents messed up because it was the Sixties, and they both had affairs, but they had a great love for each other. I… — Saffron Aldridge
Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up. — Kristen Schaal
You can get totally messed up trying to please everyone with what you do, but ultimately, you have to please yourself. — Pierce Brosnan
When I was a kid, I wanted desperately to be a jazz musician. I would practice the trumpet for hours, but when I got braces,… — Zach Woods
I never take advice from anyone more messed up than I am. — Tom Hopkins
The record Clef and I did was just sitting there. So I said, Clef, I got a record, hit a verse on it. He just… — Pras Michel
My movies are not messed with by the studios. — Nancy Meyers
All actors tend to be the same messed-up people. — Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
You have to be funny about it and honest about it. You can't leave yourself out of that mix. You have to be honest enough… — Louie Anderson
Sometimes when I lie I know you're on to me Sometimes I don't mind How hateful that I can be Sometimes I don't try To… — Skillet
Life is like a beutiful melody,only the lyrics are messed up. — Ally Mbululo
My friend was having a freaking Great day.Then I told her somthing and messed up her whole Freaking Dayy!!:/ WAY TO GO JASMINE!! UGGHHH SOO… — Jasmine
LIFE IS LIKE A COLORING BOOK BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO CONSTANTLY COLOR IT AND THERE ARE TIMES YOU WANNA GIVE UP BECAUSE IT LOOKS UGLY… — Ritu Ghatourey
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Look girl I'm done told you already to stop poppin' that gum! Nikki: Look! If you touch me, I'm gonna call 911!… — Madea

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226 authors contributed a total of 271 Messed Quotes, led by these top contributors: