Messed Quotes

271 Messed quotes by 226 unique authors

Man, me and Biggie were the biggest artists in New York. When he passed, I was so messed up. My attitude was messed up about… — Unknown Author
People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions. Their stories resolved. Their messed cleaned up. Because what would… — Chuck Palahniuk
I'm so aware of the fact that if I hadn't taken the chances that I've taken along the line, I probably wouldn't be getting the… — Robert Plant
The way I see it, the earth is going to be here after we're dead and gone. Even if it's a polluted planet, and they… — Richard Pryor
I'm not perfect, I do drink. I do smoke. Carson Daly can't go out and get messed up, he can't smoke in front of kids… — Tara Reid
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right… — Chris Rock
Maybe it's a little depressing to think that my vision of a perfect world is actually so messed up, but I think it means that… — Veronica Roth
I'm not one to be messed with. I can be bad when it needs to happen. — Sarah Shahi
I would have absolutely messed up 'The Matrix'. — Will Smith
I was thinking that when I have children, that I should always dress as a character for them, so they think their mom is Alice… — Gwen Stefani
Every time I got 'Amazing Spider-Man' or 'Fantastic Four' or another book firmly on the rails, we got pulled into some big event book or… — J. Michael Straczynski
My mother never gave up one me. I messed up in school so much they were sending me home, but my mother sent me right… — Denzel Washington
There are so many things to talk about between black people, Hispanic people, white people, gay people, men, women, it's all based on fear. We… — Marlon Wayans
I've messed myself up more playing music than when I played football. — Zakk Wylde
So you didn’t tell me it was a messed-up idea to keep this all a secret because. . .” “Because experience is the only teacher,”… — Chris Crutcher
Life is truly a ride. We're all strapped in and no one can stop it. When the doctor slaps your behind, he's ripping your ticket… — Jerry Seinfeld
I sometimes end up in dangerous situations, and I come back to you broken and messed up, and you worry about me when I'm gone.… — Audrey Niffenegger
Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it… — Nick Hornby
I think part of the reason I'm attracted to Foster is because he's such a mess. I mean, the people I have loved in my… — Augusten Burroughs
Ever come home and found your room messed up? Like some helpful person (hi, Mom) has tried to "clean" it, and suddenly you can't find… — Rick Riordan
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up. — Hans Christian Andersen
Every relationship is messed up. What makes it really perfect is if you still want to be there when things suck. — Laurell K. Hamilton
I laughed but before I could agree with the hairdressers that she was crazy, she said, 'What's the world for if you can't make it… — Toni Morrison
I'm screwed up, mixed up, messed around, dive-bombing, crashing and burning. — Jaclyn Moriarty
Better he learns now that if you mess with people, you might get messed with in return. — Kate Brian

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226 authors contributed a total of 271 Messed Quotes, led by these top contributors: