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• Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But then I…
• It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to…
• I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters, I painted…
• You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop that! That…
• The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should…
• Don't you hate when people are late to work. And they always have the worst excuses. "Oh, I'm sorry I'm late, traffic."…
• Save a life this Thanksgiving, and join me in starting a new tradition by adopting a turkey instead of eating one through…
• I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the…

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