Menus Quotes

115 Menus quotes by 106 unique authors

Metaphysics is a restaurant where they give you a thirty thousand page menu, and no food. — Robert M. Pirsig
I don't like it when I go to a restaurant and I'm lectured from the menu. — Eric Ripert
I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus... and I can plate and set the table. — Chris Rock
Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. — Rosalind Russell
Fast food is popular because it's convenient, it's cheap, and it tastes good. But the real cost of eating fast food never appears on the… — Eric Schlosser
The best meal at my restaurant is the whole right side of the menu. — Junior Seau
I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu. — Jerry Seinfeld
Sometimes in a restaurant you'll see a lady dressed very nice, she picks up a menu or something... a little fan is always a little… — Tina Turner
I am not interested in picking up crumbs of compassion thrown from the table of someone who considers himself my master. I want the full… — Desmond Tutu
I don't think my dad really knew what to do with me, as a daughter. He treated me like a boy; my brother and I… — Emma Watson
The 1935 Social Security Act established 65 as the age of eligibility for payouts. But welfare state politics quickly becomes a bidding war, enriching the… — George Will
For Google, the problem with being a free, abundant, and rather infinite set of services is that it's hard to create much of a stir… — Douglas Rushkoff
The menu is not the meal. — Alan Watts
Dear Diary, Today I tried not to think about Mr. Knightly. I tried not to think about him when I discussed the menu with Cook...… — Jane Austen
Would you like to see the menu?" he said, "or would you like meet the Dish of the Day?" ... â€œGood evening,â€ it lowed and… — Douglas Adams
The waiter approached. 'Would you like to see the menu?' he said. 'Or would you like to meet the Dish of the Day?' 'Huh?' said… — Douglas Adams
No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the children's menu. I have no doubt that the children's menu itself tastes better than the meals… — Eoin Colfer
Don't order any of the faerie food," said Jace, looking at her over the top of his menu. "It tends to make humans a little… — Cassandra Clare
I have read so many books. And yet, like most Autodidacts, I am never quite sure of what I have gained from them. There are… — Muriel Barbery
Many aspects of our screen-bound lives are bad for our social skills simply because we get accustomed to controlling the information that comes in, managing… — Lynne Truss

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