Menopause Quotes

27 Menopause quotes by 26 unique authors

I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that tyranny of biology. — Roseanne Barr
A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't want to go… — Joan Rivers
I did many interviews, and went out and talked to many people and went to rallies. It was the same thing with menopause. I traveled… — Cybill Shepherd
It's okay to talk about birth, okay - then menstruation. I first started my advocacy for women's health in the field of reproductive freedom, and… — Cybill Shepherd
You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that… — Brooke Hogan
Other people get moody in their forties and fifties - men get the male menopause. I missed the whole thing. I was just really happy. — Rik Mayall
According to the Western model, pregnancy is a disease, menopause is a disease, and even getting pregnant is a disease. Dangerous drugs and devices are… — Barbara Seaman
Transsexualism is, basically, just another, more drastic twist on the male menopause — Julie Burchill
The first indication of menopause is a broken thermostat. It's either that or your weight. In any case, if you don't do something, you could… — Dorothea Benton Frank
If menopause is the silent passage, 'male menopause' is the unspeakable passage. It is fraught with secrecy, shame, and denial. It is much more fundamental… — Gail Sheehy
I have a friend named Doris who argues, on good authority, that the single biggest cause of global warming is menopause. — Dave Barry
Why must the woman apologize for not having a baby just because she happened to get pregnant? It's as if we think motherhood is the… — Katha Pollitt
I had a bit of a male menopause. It started at the age of 18 and continued until I was 45. — Ian McShane
Menopause, perimenopause, childbirth and breast-feeding can all cause a woman's sex drive to shut down. — Drew Pinsky
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause ? you get… — John Wayne
Rock and menopause do not mix. It is not good, it sucks and every day I fight it to the death, or, at the very… — Stevie Nicks
I certainly hope I'm not still answering child-star questions by the time I reach menopause. — Christina Ricci
If you make some comment even obliquely alluding to menstruation or menopause and its effect on my judgment," Murphy interrupted, "I will break your arm… — Jim Butcher
Democracy is the menopause of Western society, the Grand Climacteric of the body social. Fascism is its middle-aged lust. — Jean Baudrillard
Hello, my sister, Libby, also your daughter, is snogging a potato in my bed. What are you going to do about it?' Dad started yelling… — Louise Rennison
I feel special. Most women will have only one menopause, and they will hate it. I will have two, and when the second one comes,… — Rose George
The only study that the federal government has engaged in with a vengeance is in trying to see if they can make women fertile after… — Patricia Schroeder
Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Osteoporosis is a disease that attacks the bones in your body. It happens to really almost everyone when they get really old. But for women,… — Ann Richards
Women know when they've got the menopause but men don't quite know. They know it afterwards. — Omar Sharif

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