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Me Quotes by P.G. Wodehouse
- What earthly good is golf? Life is stern and life is earnest. We live in a practical age. All around us we see foreign competition…
- But what is the love life of newts, if you boil it right down? Didn't you tell me once that they just waggled their tails…
- I wouldn't have a face like that,' proceeded the child, with a good deal of earnestness, 'not if you gave me a million dollars.' He…
- Now, I am a mixer. I can't help it. It's my nature. I like men. I like the taste of their shoes, the smell of…
- The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.
- You agreee with me that the situation is a lulu? Certainly, a somewhat sharp crisis in your affairs would appear to have been precipitated, Sir.
- I remember her telling me once that rabbits were the gnomes in attendance to the Fairy Queen and that the stars were God's daisy chain.…
- Oh, Jeeves,' I said; 'about that check suit.' Yes, sir?' Is it really a frost?' A trifle too bizarre, sir, in my opinion.' But lots…
- It is no use telling me there are bad aunts and good aunts. At the core, they are all alike. Sooner or later, out pops…
- I flung open the door. I got a momentary flash of about a hundred and fifteen cats of all sizes and colours scrapping in the…
- Great pals we've always been. In fact there was a time when I had an idea I was in love with Cynthia. However, it blew…
- I mean to say, I know perfectly well that I've got, roughly speaking, half the amount of brain a normal bloke ought to possess. And…
- No novelists any good except me. Sovietski -- yah! Nastikoff -- bah! I spit me of zem all. No novelists anywhere any good except me.…
- She gave me another of those long keen looks, and I could see that she was again asking herself if her favourite nephew wasn't steeped…
- As a rule, you see, I'm not lugged into Family Rows. On the occasions when Aunt is calling Aunt like mastodons bellowing across premieval swamps…
- I'm bound to say that New York's a topping place to be exiled in. Everybody was awfully good to me, and there seemed to be…
- You probably think that being a guest in your aunt's house I would hesitate to butter you all over the front lawn and dance on…
- The exquisite code of politeness of the Woosters prevented me clipping her one on the ear-hole, but I would have given a shilling to be…
- ...there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was this: "He…
- It was a nasty look. It made me feel as if I were something the dog had brought in and intended to bury later on,…
More Me Quotes
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- Boxing gave me the opportunities to grow into the person that I am today. — Alexis Arguello
- I try to push ideas away, and the ones that will not leave me alone are the ones that ultimately end up… — J. J. Abrams
- I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
- From heresy, frenzy and jealousy, good Lord deliver me. — Ludovico Ariosto
- Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever. — Aristophanes
- My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. — Aristotle
- Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is truth. — Aristotle
- A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more… — Frank Abagnale