Maximum Ride Quotes

45 quotes by 1 authors

• I don't damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much. — James Patterson
• Let's just say that if these scientist had been using their brilliance for good instead of evil, cars would run off water vapor and leave… — James Patterson
• If you're ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol. Not so much the House of Representatives, which has a… — James Patterson
• You stand out like a fart in a church. — James Patterson
• you're a diabolical little pyro, aren't you? He blushed modestly. — James Patterson
• It's funny how different people are. If I'd been this kid and someone was snarling "Ordering a pizza?" at me, without even thinking, I would… — James Patterson
• Uh-huh," I said. "Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks. I mean, this is… — James Patterson
• do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob? — James Patterson
• You're just here for the ride. For the incredible, indescribable Maximum Ride. --Max's Voice — James Patterson
• I feel like I'm going to HURL. Which, even if I wanted to do, I couldn't do, because I haven't eaten. I can't even drag… — James Patterson
• You can help each other, Max, said the unwelcome voice. You're perfect complements to each other. "Shut up!" I hissed under my breath, and Dylan… — James Patterson
• And Flock Rule Number Two is, Don't argue with Max or you'll live to regret it." I spun and stomped out to the clearing, turning… — James Patterson
• I stood my ground. "You evil scientist are all the same--evil. Count me out." Fang and I brushed past Mr. God and walked quickly but… — James Patterson
• I looked around. As flock leader, everyone was expecting me to make a decision. Jeb's presence here would bring uncertainty, chaos, probably danger. It would… — James Patterson
• Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.) — James Patterson
• Some kids get called 'bundles of joy' or 'slices of heaven' or 'dreams come true.' We got 'the fifty-fourth generation of DNA experiments.' Doesn't have… — James Patterson
• Gazzy: "Just Ten?" Angel: "No." Gazzy: "Five?" Angel: "No. — James Patterson
• I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It… — James Patterson
• Yeah, and so Max and Dylan are supposed to, like, go to Germany and have kids together," I heard Gazzy say. My eyes popped open… — James Patterson
• Max-Dogs, dogs, go away, let me live another day. — James Patterson

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• 45 Maximum Ride Quotes by James Patterson