Mart Quotes
- There are going to be some people who never want Wal-Mart. That's OK. — Lee Scott
- Lord help me Jesus, I'm bout to run my car right through K-mart! — Madea
- I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal-Mart shelf half price. — Gretchen Wilson
- Love is a word that is constantly heard, Hate is a word that is not. Love, I am told, is more precious than gold. Love,… — Ogden Nash
- Lort jesus dont let run my car over da k mart — Madea
- She goner make me tear da K and da B offa dis K mart — Madea
- I was at wal-mart the other day and saw a blind man bleed to death trying to read a cheese grater. — Unknown Author
- Finding love is like walking into wal-mart looking for a pair of jordan concords. — Unknown Author
- You might be a redneck if...your child's first words are 'Attention K-Mart shoppers!' — Jeff Foxworthy
- Walgreens, Rite Aid, CVS and Wal-Mart have all figured out the evolution of life and they grabbed all the products that are necessary for a… — Gabriel Iglesias
- 15 I was pushing carts at K-Mart. By 21 they said Id be inside a graveyard. — Cyhi Da Prynce
- Nothings worse than having diarrhea and having to shit in a wal-mart bathroom, until you sit down and find out there's no fucking paper. — Nikhil Saluja