Malfunction Quotes

22 Malfunction quotes by 22 unique authors

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. — John Perry Barlow
If we slide into one of those rare moments of military honesty, we realize that the technical demands of modern warfare are so complex a… — Ernest K. Gann
It signified nothing that the raw, male magnetism that emanated from him probably made compasses malfunction in his presence. — Gaelen Foley
There would be no Star Trek unless there were transporter malfunctions. — LeVar Burton
What is your major malfunction? — R. Lee Ermey
It is an irony of medical history that even as Freud's later work would make him the progenitor of modern psychodynamic psychotherapy, which is generally… — Scott Stossel
If you improve or tinker with something long enough, eventually it will break or malfunction. — Arthur Bloch
Life is not a malfunction. It's beautiful. But if you do not see it that way, it's simply because your room needs cleaning. — Frederick Lenz
Just keep it simple. When you over-think what you're wearing, that's when wardrobe malfunctions tend to happen. — Guy Berryman
Personally, I’ve gotten so that I now use a kind of two-track analysis. First, what are the factors that really govern the interests involved, rationally… — Charlie Munger
But Tudor mansions on manicured grounds didn't look right with their grand front doors wide open to the night. It was like a debutante flashing… — J R Ward
It didn't make you noble to step away from something that wasn't working, even if you thought you were the reason for the malfunction. Especially… — Sarah Dessen
Depression - that limp word for the storm of black panic and half-demented malfunction - had over the years worked itself out in Charlotte's life… — Sebastian Faulks
Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again. — Charles Stross
The other thing that troubled me: Dad was clutching his workbag. Usually when he does that, it means we're in danger. Like the time gunmen… — Rick Riordan
And what am I? (Adron) You’re kind and decent. You have a good heart. (Livia) I have no heart at all. What I have is… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
What’s with her?” says the painter. “She’s mad because she’s a woman,” Jon says. This is something I haven’t heard for years, not since high… — Margaret Atwood
Especially with four insanely angry, sword-carrying pirates bearing down on you, followed closely by an alien with a genetic malfunction that posed like Elvis Presley… — Ridley Pearson
Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure… — Lynda Barry
Obviously a major malfunction. — Stephen LaBerge
Janet Jackson's 'wardrobe malfunction' cost CBS Five hundred and Fifty grand this week. Boy, what a tough week for the network. First, the false documents… — Bill Maher
I have a computer screen near my seat where I monitor the overall health of the vehicle and pick up any problems that might be… — Laurel Clark

Who Wrote These Malfunction Quotes

22 authors contributed a total of 22 Malfunction Quotes as follows: