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- I maintain that it should cost as much to get married as to get divorced. Make it look like marriage is worth as much as…
- There is not a man in the country that can't make a living for himself and family. But he can't make a living for them…
- I don't care how poor and inefficient a little country is - they like to run their own business. I know men that would -make…
- Land taxes is the thing. They got so high that there is no chance to make anything. Not only land but all property tax. You…
- Every land or property owner in America would be tickled to death to pay 45 per cent of his profits, if he didn't have to…
- Borrowing money on what's called 'easy terms,' is a one-way ticket to the Poor House. If you think it ain't a Sucker Game, why is…
- George Bernard Shaw of England stopped over just long enough to make one speech in Bombay, India, started a war and 100 Indians killed each…
- One wants recovery to start from the bottom, and the other wants it to start from the top. I don't know which is right. I've…
- If a thousand shares of stocks or bonds make nothing, you pay nothing. But on a thousand acres of land you pay enough to support…
- You can't legitimately kick on income tax, for it's on what you have made. You have already made it. But, look at land, farms, homes,…
- And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or…
- ... while the Republicans are smart enough to make money, the Democrats are smart enough to get in office every two or three times a…
- I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
- Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
- The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone.…
- People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
- An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
- If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get…
- The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for…
- The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that…
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