Madam Quotes

101 Madam quotes by 73 unique authors

I admired the English immensely for all that they had endured, and they were certainly honorable, and stopped their cars for pedestrians, and called you… — Julia Child
Madam, you flatter yourself. I do not want to marry you or anyone else. I am not a marrying man. - Rhett Butler — Margaret Mitchell
You call yourself some kind of goddess and you know nothing, madam, nothing. What don't die can't live. What don't live can't change. What don't… — Terry Pratchett
The world rests upon a turtle, which itself stands on the back of an elephant!” Alek tried not to laugh. “Then what does the elephant… — Scott Westerfeld
Better be careful talking about how good my cooking is. Roslyn might get jealous.” The vampire madam let out a soft laugh. “Oh, I’ll freely… — Jennifer Estep
We all laced together—a brothel madam, an English professor, a mute cook, a quadroon cabbie, and me, the girl carrying a bucket of lies and… — Ruta Sepetys
When you were a little girl, Madam.....was this the woman you dreamed of becoming? — Andrew Sean Greer
Ne reprenez, dame, si j'ai aime , Si j'ai senti mille torches ardentes, Mille travaux, mille douleurs mordantes, Si, en pleurant, j'ai mon temps consume… — Louise Labe
Milton, Madam, was a genius that could cut a Colossus from a rock; but could not carve heads upon cherry-stones. — Samuel Johnson
Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at all seasons, madam: that is all there is to distinguish us from other animals. — Pierre Beaumarchais
Madam: If you discover any more comets, can you not wait until they are announced by the proper authorities? — George Phillips Bond
Madam Speaker, it is time to halt illegal entry into this country. It is time to halt the flow of illegal drugs and weapons into… — Marsha Blackburn
Hell, madam, is to love no longer. — Georges Bernanos
Why, Madam, do you know there are upward of thirty yards of bowels squeezed underneath that girdle of your daughter's? Go home and cut it;… — Unknown Author
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. — Winston Churchill
Madam, I may be President of the United States, but my private life is nobody's damn business. — Chester A. Arthur
Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at any time, madam, is all that distinguishes us from the other animals. — Unknown Author
Tu nahi pehli Haan par tune le li Ab jo mere saath hai woh hai teri saheli Padegi akeli jab tab thoda sochiyo Ki masti… — Unknown Author
A Woman asks a Waiter What is this fly doing in my Ice cream? The waiter says, SHIVERING MADAM. — Liam Foster
Madam your wife and I didn't hit it off the only time I ever saw her. I won't say she was silly, but I think… — Elizabeth Gaskell
Dear madam, would you put a price on the air we breathe, or the providence that sustains us? — Ralph Wiggum
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. — Unknown Author
Conscience, Madam, requireth knowledge; and I fear that right knowledge ye have none. — John Knox
Lady Astor: If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea. Winston Churchill: Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it! — Psyche_Zeroh
Cleopatra. Think you there was or might be such a man As this I dreamt of? Dolabella. Gentle madam, no. — William Shakespeare

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