Mad Quotes
2424 Mad quotes by 1562 unique authors
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I’m not mad. I’m in a perfectly happy mood, you asshole.
— Kurt Cobain
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I remember manners, that's when people are scared to make other persons mad.
— Emma Donoghue
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I'm not mad, though," Kat said. "You lied to me, and I lied to you. We're even." Finally he lost the grin. "When did you…
— Gena Showalter
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I was living with this sense that there was something going on, something important, but I didn't know what it was. It was like...I knew…
— J R Ward
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Run from what's comfortable. Forget safety. Live where you fear to live. Destroy your reputation. Be notorious. I have tried prudent planning long enough. From…
— Rumi
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she’s mad, but she’s magic.
— Charles Bukowski
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There is no shame in loving. If your septons say there is, your seven gods must be demons. In the isles we know better. Our…
— George R. R. Martin
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In another universe I probably came out OK, ended up with mad novias and jobs and a sea of love in which to swim, but…
— Junot Diaz
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Cheshire Cat: If I were looking for a white rabbit, I'd ask the Mad Hatter. Alice: The Mad Hatter? Oh, no no no... Cheshire Cat:…
— Lewis Carroll
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Mad Hatter: Would you like a little more tea? Alice: Well, I haven't had any yet, so I can't very well take more. March Hare:…
— Lewis Carroll
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A bunch of people are gonna be mad at me, I’ve got some kind of medical issue that’s going to kill me in a while…
— Jim Butcher
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Not to know one's true identity is to be a mad, disensouled thing — a golem. And, indeed, this image, sick-eningly Orwellian, applies to the…
— Terence McKenna
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Mercy, she had discovered, made mad alchemy: a drop of it could dilute a lake of hate.
— Laini Taylor
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I felt like a monster reincarnation of Horatio Alger: A man on the move, and just sick enough to be totally confident.
— Hunter S. Thompson
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And then you'd turn to me and smile that funny smile, and I know you'd forgotten all about me and just remembered -- but I…
— Cassandra Clare
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At that moment, Harry fully understood for the first time why people said Dumbledore was the only wizard Voldemort had ever feared. The look upon…
— Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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We don't have a clue what's really going down, we just kid ourselves that we're in control of our lives while a paper's thickness away…
— Neil Gaiman
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We are not mad. We are human.We want to love, and someone must forgive us for the paths we take to love, for the paths…
— Leonard Cohen
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I have heard of your paintings too, well enough; God has given you one face, and you make yourselves another: you jig, you amble, and…
— William Shakespeare
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Cammie's going to be mad she missed this," Macey said to fill the silence. "Excuse me?" Hale asked. "Nothing." She shook her head. "I just...I…
— Ally Carter
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A man must sometimes laugh at himself or go mad,’ said he. ‘Few realize it. That is why there are so many madmen in the…
— Rafael Sabatini
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He’sh mad?’ ‘Sort of mad. But mad with lots of money.’ ‘Ah, then he can’t be mad. I’ve been around; if a man hash lotsh…
— Terry Pratchett
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Most of the pack would rather have Darryl mad at them than Auriele.
— Patricia Briggs
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What do you do with your anger when the person you're mad at goes off and dies? Bury it? Bury it inside you?
— Elizabeth Chandler
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My name is Stephen Leeds, and I am perfectly sane. My hallucinations, however, are all quite mad.
— Brandon Sanderson
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