Mad Quotes

2424 Mad quotes by 1562 unique authors

It's not knowing that drives you mad. It's imaging things that you wish you couldn't think up all by yourself. — Jenny Valentine
Mayfield said, "You asked what I was thinking. Well, I will tell you. I was thinking that a man like myself, after suffering such a… — Patrick deWitt
have i gone mad? im afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usualy are. — Lewis Carroll
But I also slaughtered you real mother and father. In a moment of mad rage, I took their lives and left you an orphan. If… — Darren Shan
-You are on the verge of being truly mad. -No, not at all. Look at me. I can tie my shoelaces. See? — Anne Rice
As a kid, I imagined lots of different scenarios for my life. I would be an astronaut. Maybe a cartoonist. A famous explorer or rock… — Libba Bray
I've always been a very restless person. I work hard, spend too much time looking after my son, I dance like a mad thing, I… — Paulo Coelho
Who is that?” “Your replacement.” “You replaced me with a shaved poodle?” “He's got mad skills. — Ilona Andrews
I don't get mad, I get even. — Patricia Briggs
You did what you did out of love. I can't be mad at you over that. It was stupid, but that's how love is. Do… — Richelle Mead
It's all real in Outside, everything there is, because I saw an airplane in the blue between the clouds. Ma and me can't go there… — Emma Donoghue
Sometimes I’d get mad because things didn’t work out so well, I’d spoil a flapjack, or slip in the snowfield while getting water, or one… — Jack Kerouac
He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man. — Darynda Jones
Truly there would be reason to go mad were it not for music. — Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
The beloved's innocence brutalizes the lover. As the singing of a mad person behind you on the train enrages you, its beautiful animal-like teeth shining… — Anne Carson
Sexton: I think the whole world's gone mad. Death: Uh-uh. It's always like this. You probably just don't get out enough. — Neil Gaiman
If a thing can be said in ten words, I may be relied upon to take a hundred to say it. I ought to apologize… — Stephen Fry
Marylou was watching Dean as she had watched him clear across the country and back, out of the corner of her eye--with a sullen, sad… — Jack Kerouac
I now realize that education is a last wild effort on the part of the authorities to prevent an overdose of leisure from driving the… — Quentin Crisp
For mines are for men, not for money. And money is not something to go mad about, and throw your hat into the air for.… — Alan Paton
Has everyone gone mad?” “Everyone was mad already, my lady,” Cadrach said with a strange, sorrowful smile. “It is merely that the times have brought… — Tad Williams
Why then you're as mad as me. No, madder. For I distrust 'reality' and its moron mother, the universe, while you fasten your innocence to… — Ray Bradbury
I would rediscover the secret of great communications and great combustions. I would say storm. I would say river. I would say tornado. I would… — Aime Cesaire
Pretend to be mad and talk a lot. Then — and this is the important bit — do nothing at all until you absolutely have… — Jasper Fforde
What are you so mad about? That we still have a government? We still have “traffic lights.” We’re sorry. The government’s not perfect, but some… — Jon Stewart

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