Mad Quotes

2424 Mad quotes by 1562 unique authors

The lie of a pipe dream is what gives life to the whole misbegotten mad lot of us, drunk or sober. — Eugene O'Neill
Do not be mad because someone is more successful than you are. What have you done lately to (en.hance), enhance your own success? — Jon Jones
To become successful you will have to get mad about your current situation. After you get mad, get motivated to do something about it. — Jon Jones
Purity is essential for just your own peace of mind; otherwise, you'll go through this world like a mad person, howling and screaming and cursing,… — Frederick Lenz
It's not unusual for kids in their twenties to be mad at their parents. — Joy Browne
People get mad at me very easily. The magnitude of your anger toward me is the measure of how much you know you are doing… — Laura Schlessinger
That's your life. Get used to it. Don't get mad at me- you married him. — Laura Schlessinger
Go along, go along quickly, and set all you have on the table for us. We don't want doughnuts, honey buns, poppy cakes, and other… — Nikolai Gogol
Terence, this is stupid stuff: You eat your victuals fast enough; There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear, To see the rate you drink your… — A. E. Housman
I think that nobody gets mad at me anymore, no matter what I say, because I don't think I'm mean. I am interested in what's… — John Waters
The only thing they (the English) have ever done for European agriculture is mad cow disease. — Jacques Chirac
When I'm following what a character does in a book I don't have to think about my own life. Where I am. Why I'm here.… — Matt de la Pena
The best people are always the worst. They drive everyone mad by being so good at second-guessing everything bad. — Criss Jami
We can either build a Star Trek future, in which our civilization rises to new heights, or descend into a Mad Max world. It is… — Vivek Wadhwa
It's easy to fight when everything's right And you're mad with the thrill and the glory; It's easy to cheer when victory's near, And wallow… — Robert W. Service
I would like to go mad on one condition, namely, that I would become a happy madman, lively and always in a good mood, without… — Emile M. Cioran
My heart's so full of joy, That I shall do some wild extravagance Of love in public; and the foolish world, Which knows not tenderness,… — John Dryden
Rush like a river from the highest mountain, drink from the fountain and stop your counting. What kind of wine does he have in his… — Trevor Hall
Once in pre-war days, when curiously-bonneted women drivers were familiar sights at the taxi-wheels, I cried out to one in my dismay: "Is there no… — Alexander Woollcott
The way I cook it's more like mad science. There's a lot of inspiration and dramatic failure with the occasional gorgeous success. — Patrick Rothfuss
A song is not going to change this damn world. Instead of making people mad about this shitty situation, it's going to make everybody happy.… — Chaka Khan
No matter how much you love someone, on a bad day, you could say something terrible. All of the little things that you are saving… — Judd Apatow
If you're a pitcher, and you're pitching and you strike me out and you start celebrating on the mound and showing me off, whenever I… — Bengie Molina
It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time. — Jeff Foxworthy
Every normal person, in fact, is only normal on the average. His ego approximates to that of the psychotic in some part or other and… — Sigmund Freud

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