Mad Quotes

2424 Mad quotes by 1562 unique authors

If you're gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things. — Homer
I have gone through the most terrible affair that could possibly happen; only imagine, my shadow has gone mad; I suppose such a poor, shallow… — Hans Christian Andersen
When I was a very young lawyer, I had a senior partner who advised me never to get mad, except on purpose. — Warren Christopher
By means of our myths and legends we maintain a sense of what we are worth and who we are. Without them we should undoubtedly… — Michael Moorcock
Men are mad and gods are madder, she told the grass, and the grass murmured its agreement. — George R. R. Martin
A knight errant who turns mad for a reason deserves neither merit nor thanks. The thing is to do it without cause — Miguel de Cervantes
To be mad is to feel with excruciating intensity the sadness and joy of a time which has not arrived or has already been. — Mark Helprin
I have never seen a more lucid, better balanced, mad mind than mine. — Vladimir Nabokov
Saying that a great genius is mad, while at the same time recognizing his artistic worth, is like saying that he had rheumatism or suffered… — James Joyce
Turns out if you never lie, there's always someone mad at you. — Scott Westerfeld
Don't get mad. Don't get even. Just get elected, then get even. — James Carville
When you win a race like this the feeling is very, very good. There have been times when I have been flat-out to finish sixth,… — Alain Prost
It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours. — Diogenes
The idea that all the people locked up in mental hospitals are sane while all the people walking about are mad is merely a literary… — Tom Stoppard
Utopias are presented for our inspection as a critique of the human state. If they are to be treated as anything but trivial exercises of… — William Golding
The venom clamours of a jealous woman poison more deadly than a mad dog's tooth. — William Shakespeare
Though they go mad they shall be sane, though they sink through the sea they shall rise again; though lovers be lost love shall not;… — Dylan Thomas
Red serpents, fiery forms, and yelling hags, Fit company for mad adventurers. — Philip Freneau
As a kid, I was always mad - just noticing the women at Thanksgiving, running around the kitchen, while the men were watching football. For… — Beth Ditto
He is mad past recovery, but yet he has lucid intervals. — Miguel de Cervantes
We are bemused and crazed creatures, strangers to our true selves, to one another, and to the spiritual and material world - mad, even, from… — R. D. Laing
You know the world's gone mad when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the Swiss hold the… — Chris Rock
The human heart cries out for help; the human soul implores us for deliverance; but we do not heed their cries, for we neither hear… — Khalil Gibran
All of us are mad. If it weren't for the fact that every one of us is slightly abnormal, there wouldn't be any point in… — Ugo Betti
Why is so much sex needed? Because you are tense, sex becomes a release. Your tensions are released through it - you feel relaxed, you… — Rajneesh

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