Machine Quotes

1422 quotes by 1141 authors

Im a love machine and I won't work for nobody but you. — Lil Wayne
Us high beams? This a pinky though. Washing machine work, I keep a couple lows. — Chevy Woods
I promise I'll turn you into something useful like a washing machine or a toaster. — Vegeta
Am a love machine, I wont work for anybody but you — Lil Wayne
Tip the valet 100 dollars to stunt. Pulled up in that mean machine, leave it up front. — Young Jeezy
The bicycle is the most efficient machine ever created. Converting calories into gas, a bicycle gets the equivalent of three thousand miles per gallon. — Bill Strickland
The human body is a machine which winds its own springs. — Julien Offroy De La Mettrie
The Zune concentrates on being a Portable Media Player. Not a web bsweror. Not a game machine. Maybe in the future it'll do even better… — Tracey
See it ain't just a car, it ain't just a whip It's a time machine, it's a spaceship, it's precious. You gotta take your time,… — Big Krit
You can't expect to hit the jack pot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine. — Olusegun N Elusogbon
In public toilets you don't have to touch anything. A machine gives loo roll and makes birdie noises so you can't hear the person next… — Kelly Osbourne
Million times better than me that day laborers are the back-breaking work and sleep at night exhausted and asleep onthe sidewalk is, I work all… — Mak_786
Stone-hard, machine gun. Firing at the ones who run. Stone-hard, those bulletproof glass. — Sia
People hear what comes out of a fruit machine but dont hear what goes in. — Robert D Dangoor
Hard Times Are Like a Washing Machine. They Twist, Turn and Knock Us Around, But In The End we Come Out Cleaner, Brighter and Better… — Pacifiersucker
There's this huge industry, this machine, pushing us to hurry up and put our kids on drugs. Well, you know what I say to that… — Tom Cruise
The best way to wake yourself is to brew a pot of fresh coffee, then run it through the machine a second time using the… — Ozzy Osbourne
Few machine guns close, we could squeeze all three. Be a cold day in hell fore they creep on me. — Nas
Sorry! The fvck machine is temporarily out of order..So fvck yourself and save a quarter! — Kane Arreo
Love is a perky lil elf dancing a merry lil jig and then,suddenly, he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. — Matt Groening

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