Machine Quotes

1422 quotes by 1141 authors

I have a very old sewing machine, and if I spot something I like in a magazine, I want to see if I can make… — Kristen Bell
It's Not Bad To Be A Dumb,,, Almost Half Of The World Is Dependent On A Machine With Zero IQ... — Pacifiersucker
I have the power to build a time machine. — Donnie Darko
That's right, you are not machine keep working all the time, but I am working here as a single machine — Mak_786
Red light, green light. One, two, three. Look mean and got my machine. Cried, and I tried to hit you, please. — Ghostface Killah
He once had sex with a cigarette machine. — Bill Brasky
Catch me in Vegas spinnin' the green I re-up with more chips than a vending machine Then you can catch me in Rome making some… — Ludacris
Yeah, I clean the cappuccino machine, but I will cleeeeean it. I will cleeeeeean it. — Rachel Green
Neither my sister nor I ever really thought about the way we looked growing up. In our teens, we didn't know or care about makeup… — Rebecca Romijn
In life there's no time machine for you to turn back the time to change what happened in your past, you can't even turn the… — Sharlene05
Normal is a cycle on a washing machine. — Jules Maher
I want to go to sleep in my time machine and wake up eight hours in the future — Hussein Nishah
Last year I built a Courage Machine, but I thought it might be noisy and was too afraid to turn it on. So I coated… — Hussein Nishah
I am the washing machine of love. And if you have no idea what I mean, maybe it's time to let some laundry into your… — Ohteen :)
What is the one machine at your local gym you should use to impress the ladies? The bank machine — Hussein Nishah
There are machines that can get rid of your cellulite, so I want to do that. And my friend has just had a machine that… — Carol Vorderman
When you think you're over me And your bad baby is dead and gone Remember I'm the ghost in your machine I'm your real life… — Lana Del Rey
A revolutionary must become a cold killing machine motivated by pure hate. — Che Guevara
Love is not a thing that can be made by machine. But it a thing that can be cultivated by care. — Tahj Wilson
We all Have 2 pay Some Extra money such as buyin washin machine rather cleanin it by hands... For saving our life's 30 minute!! So… — Arif Shaikh

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