Best Lottery Quotations

170 Lottery quotes by 151 unique authors

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? — Jay Leno
If you're healthy, if you don't get sick much, if you don't go to the doctor much or use your health insurance much, you are… — Rush Limbaugh
I despise the Lottery. There's less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit on the head by a passing asteroid. — Brian May
A life can get knocked into a new orbit by a car crash, a lottery win or just a bleary-eyed consultant giving bad news in… — David Mitchell
It's more a tennis problem than a mental problem. The transition is difficult. It depends how much time you have. Playing on grass can sometimes… — Rafael Nadal
I'm happy to be reminded that an ordinary day full of nothing but nothingness can make you feel like you've won the lottery. — Susan Orlean
Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life. — Cecil Rhodes
Five sets is a kind of lottery. Anything can happen. — Marat Safin
If I won the lottery I'd start a charity that helped little family hardware stores, cobblers and fruit shops open in city centres. — Alexei Sayle
Adventure upon all the tickets in the lottery, and you lose for certain; and the greater the number of your tickets the nearer your approach… — Adam Smith
I have never played the lottery in my life and never will. Voltaire described lotteries as a tax on stupidity. More specifically, I think, on… — Daniel Tammet
I think people really marry far too much; it is such a lottery after all, and for a poor woman a very doubtful happiness. — Queen Victoria
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery. — Bill Watterson
If we find it hard to believe that winning millions might not be so lucky after all, we just don't have a good enough imagination.… — Julian Baggini
An ash-gray dog with a white blaze on its forehead burst onto the rough terrain of the market on the first Sunday in December, knocked… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Figure our what it is you don't do very well, and then don't do it. I'm not beating myself up about doing everything perfectly. The… — Douglas Coupland
I've won Satan's lottery. — Christopher Moore
All this to say: I am forty-three years old. I may yet live another forty. What do I do with those years? How do I… — Carolyn Parkhurst
Destiny is usually just around the corner. Like a thief, a hooker, or a lottery vendor: its three most common personifications. But what destiny does… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon
You've won the evolutionary lottery: You're a vampire. Let's go to Disneyland! — J R Ward
I'm going to talk to her." "And how's that going to go? You're just going to walk up to her and say, 'Hey, I know… — J R Ward
Reading, conversation, environment, culture, heroes, mentors, nature – all are lottery tickets for creativity. Scratch away at them and you’ll find out how big a… — Twyla Tharp
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. — Matt Groening
Sometimes we think people are like lottery tickets, that they're there to make our most absurd dreams come true. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon
Hope is not a lottery ticket you can sit on the sofa and clutch, feeling lucky. It is an axe you break down doors with… — Rebecca Solnit

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