Look Like Quotes

1976 quotes by 1411 authors

Deb: Are they still letting you run for president? Pedro: Yes. I don't understand... they say you're not allowed to have pinatas that look like… — Napoleon Dynamite
Oh Audrey I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. Whats that? Well if you were a man, Id punch you. Punch you… — Anchorman
Jimmy: I see you got fat. Chazz: I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot. — Blades Of Glory
You are a disgrace, you may look like a bride but you will never give your family honor! -Matchmaker — Mulan
Just because I look like a man doesn't mean I have to smell like one. -Mulan — Disney Princess
What do I look like, the Wizard of Oz? Need a brain? Need a heart? Go ahead, take mine. Take everything I have. — Jacob Black
K.C.: Seven different people spammed me the same link. KC's Friend: What is it? K.C.: I don't know, but I'm really hoping it's cats that… — The Social Network
Erica Albright's a bitch. You think that's because her family changed their name from Albrecht or do you think it's because all BU girls are… — The Social Network
A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this: they stand for everything… — Zapp Brannigan
The part that wasn't a jackpot was his baseball mound of red pubic hair that looked like it had literally been attached with a glue… — Chelsea Handler
Take yo bitch to popa doe for a short supper. Niggas look like an Amazon lit jungle a ring on my pinky cuz I'm doing… — OJ Da Juiceman
I be mashin out with something european on them buttons I been rich since I was 11. My grams look Like 7's my killers look… — Dolla
We gettin' paper like a billy goat Remember being really broke? You should see my safe, boy, that thing look like a jewelry store. — Dolla
Enough with the rugby shirts.You look like a giant bumblebee. -Sean Jr — The Blind Side
And when it comes to gettin nookie I'm not a rookie I got girls that make that chick Toni Braxton look like Whoopie I run… — Big L
You look like Captain Crunch's overweight nephew. — Immortal Technique
I'm in the drop sitting low, 84's looking dangerous. My swagger got me in the hood, looking like I was famous. My neck and wrist,… — Trae Tha Truth
Carson, you look like Dick Clark and Eddie Munster had a baby. — Jeff Ross
Bitches on my dick cuz I look like they fatherrrr — Lil B
Its not easy to do what you did. You made my men some of the most highly trained professionals in the world look like a… — Unknown Author

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