Longer Half Quotes by Wes Smith

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Wes Smith has 11 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing fine; and nothing of God shall ever be thine.
• Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.
• Hurry up and learn patience.
• The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent.
• Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.
• They aren't kidding when they say, "Wash Whites separately.
• There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.
• A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.
• Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it.
• There is nothing personal about a personal ad.
• If you have to learn it from a self-help book, you may be beyond help.

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