Wes Smith Quotes
- Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing fine; and nothing of God shall ever be thine.
- Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.
- Hurry up and learn patience.
- The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent.
- Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.
- They aren't kidding when they say, "Wash Whites separately.
- There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.
- A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.
- Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it.
- There is nothing personal about a personal ad.
- If you have to learn it from a self-help book, you may be beyond help.