Lois Quotes

50 quotes by 25 authors

I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver medal. -Peter Griffin — Family Guy
Lois: Good, I dont have to cook. Peter: Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois, and well throw it out. I dont want you… — Family Guy
Peter: Cant we tell them that your mother died? Lois: Peter, Im not gonna lie about something like that. Peter: All right, all right, Ill… — Family Guy
Lois: Peter, why would they make you president? Peter: Maybe its because I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second...RARF! Lois:… — Family Guy
Stewie: What the hell is this? Lois: Sweetie, thats tuna salad. Stewie: Oh, is that what it is? Really? Because I could have sworn it… — Family Guy
I'm a superman thanks to Lois Lane. Kissed away my problems when I went insane. Took me from the depths when I lost my name. — Tarrus Riley
I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front… — Peter Griffin
That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the work. Yeah...now feel my warm… — Peter Griffin
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this isn't my Batman glass. — Peter Griffin
Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No matter how neat I want… — Peter Griffin
Stand perfectly still Lois, their vision is based on movement. — Peter Griffin
Hey, that's fantastic, Lois! And I'll pleasure myself to your photos. — Peter Griffin
Lois, um, go get the medical dictionary and look up "fork" and "lung." — Peter Griffin
Wait, Lois, we have to handle this delicately. Our son....wants....to plow you. — Peter Griffin
Hey Lois, give Chris a break. I mean, no tv? So he failed a class, it's not like he felt up his cousin in the… — Peter Griffin
What am I supposed to do with all my great ideas? Put 'em in a tub and clean myself with them? That's what soap is… — Peter Griffin
You're my Lois Lane, and my kryptonite... — Unknown Author
Be careful who you're calling a child, Lois, because if I'm a child, that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna… — Peter Griffin
Lois this family believes in the Easter bunny, he died for our sins in that helicopter crash. — Peter Griffin
Getting a part where you play something like this is a huge thing, and following women who have done it before, I was very nervous… — Erica Durance

Who Wrote These Lois Quotes

25 authors contributed a total of 50 Lois Quotes as follows: