Local Quotes

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A guy goes to a local novelty shop and finds a pair of x-ray glasses. He checks them out, and isnt fully convinced, but the… — Theophilus
I think it's funny: when your local area has delicious fruit, you'd still choose a fruit that is uncommon in your area even if it… — Guardian
Someone asked me where I was born, I said the local hospital! — Bubbly
People should stop denying the inevitable long distance relationships NEVER work. why? because you will probably never get to see the person. and if the… — Oshaine
A lady once called 911 because her local McDonalds had ran out of McNuggets. — Amit Verma
A total of 111 people were killed on Wednesday in operations Assad forces staged in several cities of Syria. According to the Syrian Network for… — World Bulletin
It's All About Priorities, What People Call Suffocation In Local Train, Becomes Atmosphere In A Club... — Ritu Ghatourey
I am eating with my friends in a local market — Yuran Ivo
I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper. — Nikhil Saluja
Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations. 1. At theatre: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here.… — Zhat*
Something's happened in our society which I don't think is beneficial, and that's that you see the public being fed box-office news. Newscasts now, every… — Bryan Cranston
Deciding to take up jogging, the middle-aged man was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports shoe store. While… — Babloo

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