Best Letterman Quotes

41 Letterman quotes by 39 unique authors

I think David Letterman is a genius. Night after night he is funny and smart. He seems to really enjoy his jokes. They seem connected… — Casey Affleck
When I was growing up, I wanted to do Letterman and I loved that live, in-studio model. I still would do something like that. — Scott Aukerman
I always knew that it was going to be an uphill climb to replace Letterman from complete obscurity with no experience, but I think I… — Conan O'Brien
You know the quickest way to get comedians to hate you? Do Letterman at age 24. — Mike Birbiglia
I want to be the Letterman of metal. I want five nights a week, Monday to Friday, 11 to 12, live. I always shoot for… — Eddie Trunk
The biggest threat to any politician is an artist. Comedians unleashed can do a great deal of damage. David Letterman can do more damage than… — Michael Moriarty
I recently did the David Letterman Show about my book. He was very serious and made no jokes and it caught me off guard a… — Bob Woodward
I think I have a love for TV hosts. I can't help it. Ted Koppel was my first crush when I was three. Then I… — Drew Barrymore
I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show. — Todd Barry
Letterman... he got his problems. We don't get along too well. — Harvey Pekar
In that sense, when a Bush or a Gore, or whomever, goes on David Letterman, that's the news, too. — Frank Rich
I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought… — Joe Rogan
Wear the grudge like a crown of negativity. Calculate what we will or will not tolerate. Desperate to control all and everything. Unable to forgive… — Tool
Somebody had to come along and do the format better than we were doing; that didnt happen. Nobody came along to take our place. And… — Don Cornelius
For so many years, fans and friends have been wanting me to succeed and be back on TV every week, which hasn't happened since Full… — John Stamos
I've been been on the cover of TV Guide, on every single talk and entertainment show except Letterman. It's interesting being older and dealing with… — John Stamos

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39 authors contributed a total of 41 Letterman Quotes, led by these top contributors: