Letterman Quotes

41 quotes by 39 authors

Going on Letterman is like going off the high dive. It's exhilarating, but after a while it wasn't the kind of thrill I enjoyed. — Lynda Barry
Baseball may be our national pastime, but the age-old tradition of taking a swing at Congress is a sport with even deeper historical roots in… — Evan Bayh
The idea that I would ever end up on David Letterman or Jay Leno is horrifying. I am such a freak in comparison to most… — Jared Leto
I have a great career, and no matter what I am doing, a big blockbuster movie... or my small documentary, David Letterman will call and… — Rosie Perez
David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk. — George Lopez
When I was a freshman in high school, I got a letterman jacket, which you'd think would be great stock. The jacket had the big… — Carson Daly
Did you know David Letterman was offered millions of dollars to do a commercial for dog food? — Tracey Ullman
Never tell 'em how many lettermen you've got coming back. Tell 'em how many you lost. — Knute Rockne
I don't know about you, but I can never get enough David Letterman. — Barbara Walters
I'm a big Letterman fan. — Andy Samberg
I'd watched a lot of David Letterman for sure. As far as who I watched as a late-show host, it was definitely Letterman. — Chad VanGaalen
CBS is proud to have been the home of David Letterman since 1993. He is truly one of the great talents of our time, and… — Leslie Moonves
I watch Jay. I watch 'Letterman'. I flip back and forth between 'Conan' and 'Letterman', especially the top of the show for those guys. — Wanda Sykes
In the world of late-night comics, Letterman made us feel any hometown boy from Indianapolis could poke fun at celebrities and politicians and do it… — Chris Matthews
At the very beginning, I was a page at Letterman, and I freelanced for any place that would let me write any word. I wanted… — Ben Schwartz
I was a big TV kid.When I was a kid, I would go home at 3:00 and watch TV straight through to the end of… — Judd Apatow
I refused David Letterman's proposal of marriage for obvious reasons, but thanks for asking. — Teri Garr
Hey, you know what, I've gotta go on that 'Letterman' show. That show is so lame. — Al Gore
From 1985 to 1994, I lived in Manhattan in a big old loft right off Times Square. I could walk to work, which was in… — Penn Jillette
Many of the network television shows have done takeoffs on 'Family Circus,' including 'David Letterman,' 'Friends,' 'Roseanne,' and others, and, in my estimation the use… — Bil Keane

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