Lemon Quotes

139 Lemon quotes by 115 unique authors

I feel squeezed like a lemon - interviewers and people keep turning up unannounced at my office! — Francois Englert
Of this they drank half a pint every day, and sometimes more or less, as it operated, by way of gentle physic. Two others had… — James Lind
I have kind of a weird technique with zucchini. I cut it into small cubes; sweat it in olive oil, adding just a little oil… — Tom Colicchio
White people scare the crap out of me... I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never… — Michael Moore
How do you like them? like a pear, a lemon, a la Montgolfier, half an apple, or a cantaloupe? Go and choose, don't be embarrassed. — Sidonie Gabrielle
Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make it Greek. Soy sauce… — Unknown Author
When life hands you lemons, squeeze lemon juice into your eyes without blinking. Just to let life know you don't play around. — Nikhil Saluja
When life gives you nothing, make a lemon to make yourself feel better — Ramandeep Singh
When life gives you lemon, take the lemon close and have sex with his girlfriend — Charith Thilina
A new friendship is just like unripe lemon or orange, with time either it may be sweet or sour. — Yashraj Suman
If life gives you lemon..dont make lemonade with that,,rather than making lemonade squeeze it on others eyes and let them do not watch you suffering… — Geethanjalithampy
I've been thinking... when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons… — Edward Elric
When life gives you lemon...squeeze them right back into life's eyes. — Unknown Author
Look, just tell me where that lemon came from and I'll shut up and go away. — Ricky Gervais
I'm a sweet eater. I love lemon pie and sweet potato pie. — Claude Williams
If I could just get a piece of lemon, it'd be great. — Rip Torn
I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own! — Bill Watterson
My living in Yorkshire was so far out of the way, that it was eleven miles away from a lemon — Sydney Smith
She Thinking Folic, I'm thinking wings stop Feening lemon pepper, I got my thing cocked Black bat mobile, its only new Ferrari Its called scaglietti… — Rick Ross
When you hot they like to screw you, but remember I got more control over your life than you do, I send red heads all… — Lloyd Banks

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