Lemon Quotes

139 quotes by 115 authors

If Life hands you a lemon, throw it at someone — John Rzeznik
I think that two wrongs don't make a right. And I have been in the situation of counseling young girls, not 13 but 15, who… — Sharron Angle
It is probable that the lemon is the most valuable of all fruit for preserving health. — Unknown Author
A red apple isn't red, nor the lemon yellow. The sky is seldom blue, only when it isn't. — Keith Crown
Aspirin is so good for roses, brandy for sweet peas, and a squeeze of lemon-juice for the fleshy flowers, like begonias. — Gerald Durrell
For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: Why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness. — Jack Handey
I want everybody to go jump in the ocean to see for themselves how beautiful it is, how important it is to get acquainted with… — Sylvia Earle
Remember this, for it is as true as true gets: Your body is not a lemon. You are not a machine. The Creator is not… — Ina May Gaskin
Diet Coke with lemon - didn't that used to be called Pledge? — Jay Leno
I have scars on my hands from touching certain people...Certain heads, certain colours and textures of human hair leave permanent marks on me. Other things,… — J D Salinger
Death and life are, for most of us, too complex to comprehend, but Alex Lemon can pretty casually, accurately, and marvelously correlate them to heavy… — Brenda Shaughnessy
A grapefruit is just a lemon that saw an opportunity and took advantage of it. — Oscar Wilde
A thousand trees are seen towards heaven rising, With beautiful and sweetly-scented apples; The orange, wearing on its lovely fruit The colour Daphne carried in… — Luis de Camoes
Know'st thou the land where the lemon-trees bloom, Where the gold orange glows in the deep thicket's gloom, Where a wind ever soft from the… — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
I've put an umbrella in my mouth and opened it. I sat in a lemon-meringue pie. I've done terrible things to my dog with a… — Steve Martin
The sun rose yellow as a lemon.The sky was round and blue.The birds looped clear water songs in the air.Will and Jim leaned from their… — Ray Bradbury
Anytime the perfume of orange and lemon groves wafts in the window; the human body has to feel suffused with a languorous well-being. — Frances Mayes
Being a singer now I have to get all fussy... I must have my ginger and lemon and all that. — Graham Coxon
We are the only species of mammal that doubts our ability to give birth. It's profitable to scare women about birth. But let's stop it.… — Ina May Gaskin
Melting pot Harlem-Harlem of honey and chocolate and caramel and rum and vinegar and lemon and lime and gall. Dusky dream Harlem rumbling into a… — Langston Hughes

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115 authors contributed a total of 139 Lemon Quotes, led by these top contributors: