Legs Quotes

1733 Legs quotes by 1246 unique authors

You have arms and legs, but don't know what to do with your lives. — Nick Vujicic
He did not feel the ground under his feet - he thrust himself into the capriole, rose high in the air-forelegs and hind legs horizontal.… — Felix Salten
He was a player that hasn't had to use his legs even when he was nineteen years of age because his first two yards were… — Glenn Hoddle
The ancient Greeks noticed that a man with arms and legs extended described a circle, with his navel as the center. — Stephen Gardiner
The means by which I preserve my own health are, temperance, early rising, and spunging the body every morning with cold water, a practice I… — Astley Cooper
The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much,… — Jack Handey
When you're going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other leg up high behind you to keep people from following too… — Jack Handey
It's not really a shorter skirt, I just have longer legs — Anna Kournikova
I have finally mastered what to do with the second tennis ball. Having small hands, I was becoming terribly self-conscious about keeping it in a… — Erma Bombeck
If England had scored in the first half, I think the young legs would have found younger hearts inside them — Jimmy Armfield
I have stood in a bar in Lambourn and been offered, in the space of five minutes, a poached salmon, a leg of a horse,… — Jeffrey Bernard
I have no intention of watching undersized Englishmen perched on horses with matchstick legs race along courses planned to amuse Nell Gwynn. — Gilbert Harding
I'm lucky because I have an athlete between my legs. — Unknown Author
Red Rum is the greatest thing on four legs since Pegasus. — Unknown Author
Lleyton Hewitt... his two greatest strengths are his legs, his speed, his agility and his competitiveness. — Pat Cash
Next time you're stunned by a large moon on the horizon, bend over and view it between your legs. The effect goes away entirely. — Neil deGrasse Tyson
I lie in an early bed thinking late thoughts, waiting for the black to replace my blue. I do not struggle in your web because… — Fiona Apple
I looked upon a clock to find the truth. The hours were passing like ivory chess figures, striking piano notes, and the minutes raced on… — Anais Nin
I was numb and I had lots of swollen lymph nodes, my heart was hurting and I had blood clots in my arm and leg. — Corey Haim
If a man is tongue-tied, don't laugh at him, but, rather, feel pity for him, as you would for a man with broken legs. — Abraham Cahan
You can take them in a wheelchair and put them in a pool, so they can move their arms and legs. In a pool disabled… — Jack LaLanne
The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath. — Ogden Nash
I am cursed with a right leg that arouses the desire of any male dog that happens to be passing. I used to think that… — Jasper Carrott
"I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?"… — Eddie Izzard
Eating a vegetarian diet, walking (exercising) everyday, and meditating is considered radical. Allowing someone to slice your chest open and graft your leg veins in… — Dean Ornish

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