Laughter Quotes

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From quiet homes and first beginning, out to the undiscovered ends, there's nothing worth the wear of winning, but laughter and the love of friends. — Hilaire Belloc
In laughter we always find an unavowed intention to humiliate and consequently to correct our neighbour. — Henri Bergson
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. — Milton Berle
Laughter is an instant vacation. — Milton Berle
Now if the harvest is over, And the world cold, Give me the bonus of laughter, As I lose hold. — John Betjeman
He who has laughter on his side has no need of proof. — Theodor Adorno
Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place. — Josh Billings
All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife. — Daniel Boone
He who binds to himself a joy Does the winged life destroy; But he who kisses the joy as it flies Lives in eternity's sun… — William Blake
There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them. — Niels Bohr
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. — Erma Bombeck
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. — Erma Bombeck
If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. — Erma Bombeck
When humor goes, there goes civilization. — Erma Bombeck
We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him. — Napoleon Bonaparte
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how… — Elayne Boosler
If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward. — Victor Borge
Laughter is the closest distance between two people. — Victor Borge
A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. — David Brenner
Breathless, we flung us on a windy hill, Laughed in the sun, and kissed the lovely grass. — Rupert Brooke

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