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Laurence J. Peter has 102 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.
• The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.
• When I want your opinion I'll give it to you.
• The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything.
• An optimist expects his dreams to come true; a pessimist expects his nightmares to.
• May your happiest days of the past be your saddest days of your future.
• Would the boy you were be proud of the man you are?
• Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it.
• The reason crime doesn't pay is that when it does, it is called a more respectable name.
• Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form
• There are some men who in a fifty-fifty proposition insist on getting the hyphen too.
• Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean.

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