Best Late Night Quotes
128 Late Night quotes by 106 unique authors
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I found that to build mental toughness, you need to inconvenience yourself. The early morning runs, if you hate early mornings. The late night runs,…
— Chael Sonnen
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I actually think some of my best moments in life have been while I was with people from Instagram - whether it's super late nights…
— Kevin Systrom
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My brain does like the idea of hosting a late-night show. My brain does like the idea of maybe having a show about me. So,…
— Jen Kirkman
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I'm on the Internet a lot more than I watch TV and most everybody I know is, and yet if you watch most late-night talk…
— Andy Milonakis
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I suppose I will go on selling newspapers until at last will come the late night final.
— Max Aitken, Lord Beaverbrook
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I'm a late-night guy.
— Dane Cook
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The only way to get vegetables at a diner late night is to order the omelette. A feta cheese and broccoli omelette.
— Lisa Loeb
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After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering granny's words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross…
— Jimmy Carr
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Being as versatile as I am, I take offense to the notion that no serious musician would not be doing a late night talk show…
— Kevin Eubanks
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Late night is no different than making a film, really, except that it's faster, and if you do a crap one, you can do a…
— Craig Ferguson
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I'm a terrible interviewer. I'm not a journalist - although I have a Peabody Award - and I'm not really a late-night host. What I…
— Craig Ferguson
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In the world of late-night comics, Letterman made us feel any hometown boy from Indianapolis could poke fun at celebrities and politicians and do it…
— Chris Matthews
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I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound.
— Kathy Griffin
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Politics is pop. Our job as comedians - especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience - is to amplify what…
— Jimmy Fallon
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It's very interesting to know what people are doing while you're working on late-night television.
— Craig Ferguson
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Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one.
— Craig Ferguson
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I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I'm a late-night talk show host, then I guess…
— Craig Ferguson
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A lot of late nights in the gym, a lot of early mornings, especially when your friends are going out, you're going to the gym,…
— Jason Kidd
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Many of you might already recognize me as the guy in the question-mark suits appearing in the late night TV commercials and on the cover…
— Matthew Lesko
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I started on 'Saturday Night Live' the same time Conan started on Late Night. We just had a relationship because I would be upstairs in…
— Norm MacDonald
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I feel my shows are like a late-night talk show that we settle down and do every night.
— John Mayer
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I learned how fast you can go from being an international hero to being a reference in a joke on a late night talk show.
— Michael Phelps
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'American Horror' goes for a very specific kind of Seventies suburban downer ambience - 'Flowers in the Attic' paperbacks, Black Sabbath album covers and late-night…
— Rob Sheffield
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I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or…
— Jon Stewart
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Limit or eliminate late-night computer and television viewing. A computer or TV screen may seem much dimmer than a light bulb, but these screens often…
— Andrew Weil
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106 authors contributed a total of 128 Late Night Quotes, led by these top contributors: