Late Night Quotes

128 quotes by 117 authors

Twelve-piece cookware sets for ninety-nine bucks are routinely hawked on late-night TV - often by friends of mine. But with a mere five pieces, you… — Mario Batali
Do me a favor... Stand up, walk to wherever the nearest window is, and just look outside. You may not know this, but there's an… — Backseat Goodbye
There's a late-night scene in every town, and everyone has something going on, ... I've heard good stories about (Syracuse); this is a very good… — Dave Attell
I'm in the process of brainstorming with my marketing team and all that stuff, trying to come up with a concept for a late-night restaurant… — Ruben Studdard
I've certainly never taken the care of myself that I should have. On the contrary. I've done a lot of late nights without enough sleep… — Ava Gardner
When you do late-night TV, you do different jokes in the same place every night. When you're on the road as a comedian, you do… — Jay Leno
Any eyes on me - a late-night street sweeper, some dude texting in his parked car, the homeless guy talking to himself - make me… — Rodney Mullen
David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk. — George Lopez
If there is electricity in every village, people will watch TV till late night and then fall asleep. They wonâ€™t get a chance to produce… — Ghulam Nabi Azad
In today's America He (Jesus) has moved from the central figure of world history to source material for late-night comics and pundits who would not… — David Jeremiah
I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I… — David Lee Roth
There's nothing terribly wrong with The November Man in a serviceable late-night cable TV sort of way but neither is there anything terribly right about… — James Berardinelli
Be there for your children. Sit on the bed and enjoy the late-night talksâ€”try to stay awake! Pray for the Lord to inspire you. Forgive… — Bonnie D. Parkin
What I really see myself doing is late-night TV. No woman has ever done it. — Anna Benson
The book the Ziff folks sent me as an example of their art was 'Late Night VRML 2.0 with Java,' 700 pages + CD-ROM, published… — Philip Greenspun
Iâ€™m not good-looking. I used to be, but not anymore. Not like Robert Taylor. What I have got is I have character in my face.… — Humphrey Bogart
Something peculiar has happened. As I write, none of the Republican candidates for Senate has become a public embarrassment. On the contrary: For the first… — Matthew Continetti
Living in New York is like being at some terrible late-night party. You're tired, you've had a headache since you arrived, but you can't leave… — Simon Hoggart
One of the pleasant duties of America's most famous announcers during the relatively short swing era of the big bands was to host late-night remotes… — Nick Clooney
We had only snacks last time, I think it was OK for a day time menu. But this time it will be late night when… — Hidetoshi Nakata

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117 authors contributed a total of 128 Late Night Quotes, led by these top contributors: