Last Time Quotes

648 Last Time quotes by 523 unique authors

Son, always tell the truth. Then you'll never have to remember what you said the last time. — Sam Rayburn
When I get really hammered I take my clothes off. That's a sure sign. It's been a long time since the last time I did… — Michael Stipe
We will never forget them nor the last time we saw them this morning as they prepared for their journey and waved goodbye and 'slipped… — Ronald Reagan
Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to kill someone by chopping their head off, rolling them up… — Colin Mochrie
You, men of England, who have no right to this Kingdom of France, the King of Heaven orders and notifies you through me, Joan the… — Joan Of Arc
Music is a stepping stone to get to my goal. I want to be able to create a Movie and do an entire Soundtrack myself.… — Dr. Dre
And you cant think niggas forget, niggas dont forget...last time I checked you wasnt handling the presidential penis correctly and I'm thinking how you gonna… — Katt Williams
Here comes goodbye, here comes the last time, Here comes the start of every sleepless night, The first of every tear Im gonna cry, Here… — Rascal Flatts
Your guard is up and I know why, because the last time you saw me is still burned in the back of your mind. — Taylor Swift
That's the last time I work with somebody with a speech impediment! — Daffy Duck
My grass stay fresh cut, sticky icky wet stuff, put it in the next dutch, But last time I had a checkup, the doc said… — Chris Webby
Roger: Oh, don't everybody help at once. Francine: My goodness, Roger! When was the last time you weighed yourself? Roger: Oh, oh, ow. Ow, Francine.… — American Dad
Hayley: Dad, you're a weapons expert! When was the last time you fought someone hand-to-hand? Stan: Don't worry, Hayley. It's just like beating up a… — American Dad
You can put your whole army against my team and I guarantee you it'll be your very last time breathin. — Mobb Deep
Better be careful Mouth. Last time you helped me, you got fired and now you're sitting out here at the River Court looking kinda creepy… — Nathan Scott
Missing you gets easier everyday even know it's one day longer since the last time I saw you it's one day closer to the next… — Peyton Sawyer
I know they say you cant go home again. I just had to come back one last time. — Miranda Lambert
I don't mind If you say this love is the last time. — Breaking Benjamin
Since the last time that I saw your pretty face. — 3 Doors Down
I can't remember the last time I cried. — Atreyu
Last time was the last time... This time, you're 100% — Angelspit
I will try one last time. Are you listening to me? I will fight, the last fight I am not your enemy. — Bullet For My Valentine
For the last time, the only thing I like about Richard is his big,throbbing, rock hard, perfect d**k. — Samantha Jones
Let me hear you pigeons run your mouth now. I'm pluggin in them social skills. That keep my total bills over a million. The last… — Limp Bizkit
I've looked straight into your eyes and turned my head for the last time. — As I Lay Dying

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523 authors contributed a total of 648 Last Time Quotes, led by these top contributors: