Lady Quotes

1592 Lady quotes by 1043 unique authors

I like being a funny lady. I think theres nothing sexier than a funny lady. — Maya Rudolph
I mean I’m 16 and 17 years wiser now. So if I could do it when I was 18 with a guy, I can certainly… — Charlie Hunnam
I'm a pretty quiet guy, but if people want to think of me as a lady killer, I guess that's good. — James Woods
The only reason I'm an actor is that a lady pulled out of a parking space in front of a producer's office. — James Garner
My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner… — Pauly Shore
I'm too tall to be a girl, I never had enough dresses to be a lady, I wouldn't call myself a woman. I'd say I'm… — Julia Roberts
Lady, I got buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant! — John Goodman
I saw this huge billboard that said: 'Abortion Hurts' and then it had a drawing of a butterfly. Who is that for? Is there a… — Eugene Mirman
Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately, where her granddaughters helped blow out the candles on her cake,… — Craig Kilborn
Remember that the old lady who's taking forever in line is someone's grandma — Eric Stonestreet
And I asked my mother 'can I touch the lady in the water? And she said yes I could, but I had to touch Mommy… — Paul Giamatti
A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said, 'Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?' I… — Jimmy Carr
Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity. — Rodney Dangerfield
I have so much more to go through as a young lady. But oh my God. I feel like I can do anything. — Brandy Norwood
I'm always in favor of more glamour. I embarrass my children, I think. I am the lady in feathers in the car pool line. — Mia Sara
Youre supposed to be the leading lady in your own life, for Gods sake! — Kate Winslet
The second you go back to eating right, you're going to put that weight on. You eat one piece of bread and you are screwed,… — Ginnifer Goodwin
I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me. — Roddy Piper
I love Downton Abbey. It's just great. My mother giving birth to me was just like Lady Sybil giving birth, except that there wasn't such… — Jack Whitehall
I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions. — Noel Fielding
The first lady said about her husband, 'I could take up a whole afternoon talking about his failures.' And today she was offered her own… — Jay Leno
I love Joan Collins. She's a wonderful lady. She has such courage. She's such a good actress. — Robert Wagner
I'm the lady next door when I'm not on stage. — Aretha Franklin
Inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out. — Willie Nelson
My war brought me many things; let yours bring you as much. Life is not to be told, call it as loud as you like,… — Djuna Barnes

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