Best Ladies Wisdom
900 Ladies quotes by 663 unique authors
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Many young men, when they receive their first wife, are just so untrained. The woman, if she's not careful, will be overbearing and always ask…
— Warren Jeffs
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The trombone is not meant for romance... any instrument that hawks up it's own loogie every ten minutes is not meant for wooin' the ladies.
— David Crowe
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Every year white people add 100 years to how long ago slavery was. I've heard educated white people say, 'slavery was 400 years ago.' No…
— Louis C. K.
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I'm interested in playing old ladies because I am becoming one. And I want to become a very good one!
— Tyne Daly
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Wherever your joy is, go after it, ... pretty ladies.
— Peter Max
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You're mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund
— Ben Elton
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Ladies love a man with shirt off, so my shirt stays off
— Soulja Boy
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Bad writing is more than a matter of (expletive deleted) syntax and faulty observation; bad writing usually arises from a stubborn refusal to tell stories…
— Stephen King
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When you see all that rhetorical smoke billowing up from the Democrats, well ladies and gentleman, I'd follow the example of their nominee; don't inhale.
— Ronald Reagan
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Ladies Commit, There's A Wedding In It For You.
— Aries Spears
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I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies - and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta…
— Ted Alexandro
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I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore…
— Gabriel Iglesias
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I have supped mead with lords and ladies; so to have I slumbered in nameless lanes and gored upon mutton.
— Dusty Rhodes
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Ladies, it is not your education, status or personality that has brought you here but the elegance of God which was still and still working…
— Angela Merkel
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"I'm not going anywhere," she told me that night. But until we are old ladies-a cypress age, a Sawtooth age-I will continue to link arms…
— Karen Russell
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I am here to play women's tennis. I'm a lady. Predominantly, most of the time I always like to play ladies.
— Serena Williams
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My family is from the South, and I can remember all those ladies I grew up with, like my great-aunts, who had handkerchiefs. There's something…
— Laura Linney
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The learned are envied by the foolish; rich men by the poor; chaste women by adulteresses; and beautiful ladies by ugly ones.
— Chanakya
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One day ladies will take their computers for walks in the park and tell each other, "My little computer said such a funny thing this…
— Alan Turing
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In the future there are going to be no pretty girls, for the simple reason there will be no plain girls against which to contrast…
— Jerome K. Jerome
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I think these ladies, that group of 130 women, are going to make a difference in what goes on down there, because they're going to…
— Lynn Westmoreland
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I requested the gentlemen to put on their hats, and the ladies their shawls, to avoid catching cold, and then had the windows widely opened.…
— George Combe
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Ladies, whose bright eyes Rain influence, and judge the prize.
— John Milton
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The Spanish ladies of the New World are madly addicted to chocolate, to such a point that, not content to drink it several times each…
— Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
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Of course, Lady Arabella could not suckle the young heir herself. Ladies Arabella never can. They are gifted with the powers of being mothers, but…
— Anthony Trollope
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