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- I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also — Todd Barry
- Americans need bullshit the way koala bears need eucalyptus leaves. They've become totally addicted to it. They get so much of it… — Michael Moorcock
- I'd love to hold a koala. They sleep 22 hours a day, eat eucalyptus leaves and just hang out. I want to… — Milo
- My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light… — Mitch Hedberg
- It's like a koala pooped a rainbow on my head and I can taste the colors. — Unknown Author
- I must have been a koala in my past life. — Miranda Kerr
- My scratching I don't really think communicates to intelligent life forms. Anyone with more than one brain cell would think Kid Koala… — Kid Koala
- I got stuck up a tree when I was about seven, and my dad had to come and get the ladder to… — Miranda Kerr
- I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo… — Steve Irwin
- Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath. 'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you? — Rob Thurman
- I am sentimental,’ she said. ‘I could dissect a koala but not its baby. I like the words damozel, eglantine, elegant. I… — Vladimir Nabokov
- Especially with four insanely angry, sword-carrying pirates bearing down on you, followed closely by an alien with a genetic malfunction that posed… — Ridley Pearson