Koala Quotes

18 quotes by 16 authors

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also — Todd Barry
Americans need bullshit the way koala bears need eucalyptus leaves. They've become totally addicted to it. They get so much of it back home that… — Michael Moorcock
I'd love to hold a koala. They sleep 22 hours a day, eat eucalyptus leaves and just hang out. I want to spend some time… — Milo
My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light a bunch of… — Mitch Hedberg
It's like a koala pooped a rainbow on my head and I can taste the colors. — Paul Becker
I must have been a koala in my past life. — Miranda Kerr
My scratching I don't really think communicates to intelligent life forms. Anyone with more than one brain cell would think Kid Koala music is completely… — Kid Koala
I got stuck up a tree when I was about seven, and my dad had to come and get the ladder to get me down.… — Miranda Kerr
I have no fear of losing my life - if I have to save a koala or a crocodile or a kangaroo or a snake,… — Steve Irwin
Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath. 'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you? — Rob Thurman
I am sentimental,â€™ she said. â€˜I could dissect a koala but not its baby. I like the words damozel, eglantine, elegant. I love when you… — Vladimir Nabokov
Especially with four insanely angry, sword-carrying pirates bearing down on you, followed closely by an alien with a genetic malfunction that posed like Elvis Presley… — Ridley Pearson
My favourite animal is the koala, but his life would be boring. I would rather be a giraffe so that I could contemplate the beauty… — Caterina Murino
I want to go to Australia and take the same goofy picture of me holding a koala that everyone else takes. — Jessi Klein
I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend. — Todd Barry
I hate having long hair, it's like walking around with a dead koala on your back! — Russell Crowe
You are cuter than a Koala hugging a Panda on a rainbow of kittens. — Prince Shawn
I LOVE KOALA BEARS THERE SO BIG AND FLUFFY — The Internet

Who Wrote These Koala Quotes

16 authors contributed a total of 18 Koala Quotes as follows: