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- I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also — Todd Barry
- Americans need bullshit the way koala bears need eucalyptus leaves. They've become totally addicted to it. They get so much of it… — Michael Moorcock
- I'd love to hold a koala. They sleep 22 hours a day, eat eucalyptus leaves and just hang out. I want to… — Unknown Author
- My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light… — Mitch Hedberg
- It's like a koala pooped a rainbow on my head and I can taste the colors. — Unknown Author
- I must have been a koala in my past life. — Miranda Kerr
- My scratching I don't really think communicates to intelligent life forms. Anyone with more than one brain cell would think Kid Koala… — Kid Koala
- I got stuck up a tree when I was about seven, and my dad had to come and get the ladder to… — Miranda Kerr