Knife Quotes
720 quotes by 522 authors
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The coolest gift I've ever gotten from a fan was from the Franklin Mint. It was a knife, and it had a picture of General…
— Josh Turner
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I can 100 percent tell you that I have not gone under the surgeon's knife or had a facelift.
— Shane Warne
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I don't look at a knife the way I used to. I'm more aware of what it is. I think twice. This is a key…
— Neil Young
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When chimps threaten, they open their mouth and show their teeth. It's a little like waving a knife in front of you. It's very primitive,…
— Helen Fisher
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It's a great time to be doing political satire when the world is on a knife edge.
— John Oliver
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[The doctor] peeked into the trauma room and saw the situation: the clerk - that is, me - standing next to the orderly, Georgie, both…
— Denis Johnson
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That same night, I wrote my first short story. It took me thirty minutes. It was a dark little tale about a man who found…
— Khaled Hosseini
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The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever seen that little Swiss Army…
— Jerry Seinfeld
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There was a desert wind blowing that night. It was one of those hot dry Santa Anas that come down through the mountain passes and…
— Raymond Chandler
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter…
— Rodney Dangerfield
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He who is certain he knows the ending of things when he is only beginning them is either extremely wise or extremely foolish; no matter…
— Tad Williams
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On the morning the last Lisbon daughter took her turn at suicide- it was Mary this time, and sleeping pills, like Therese- the two paramedics…
— Jeffrey Eugenides
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If I ever bore you, it'll be with a knife.
— Louise Brooks
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Here's an example: someone says, "Master, please hand me the knife," and he hands them the knife, blade first. "Please give me the other end,"…
— Alan Watts
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You don't ask people with knives in their stomachs what would make them happy; happiness is no longer the point. It's all about survival; it's…
— Nick Hornby
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Hallucinations are bad enough. But after awhile you learn to cope with things like seeing your dead grandmother crawling up your leg with a knife…
— Hunter S. Thompson
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The white man is very clever. He came quietly and peaceably with his religion. We were amused at his foolishness and allowed him to stay.…
— Chinua Achebe
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I don't know if you know it, J.B., but you're the sort of fellow who causes hundreds to fall under suspicion when he's found stabbed…
— P.G. Wodehouse
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This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you.
— Daniel Handler
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Religion is like a knife: you can either use it to cut bread, or stick in someone's back.
— Desmond Tutu
Who Wrote These Knife Quotes
522 authors contributed a total of 720 Knife Quotes, led by these top contributors: