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• I love being manipulated by what I see. I love weepies and romantic comedies where you're reaching for the Kleenex at the… — Nick Cave
• Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. — Cher
• If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? — Art Hoppe
• I haven't left the house without a packet of Kleenex in my back pocket for as long as I can remember. Whenever… — Josh Radnor
• How can a nation be called great if its bread tastes like kleenex? — Julia Child
• Amen,' I exclaim, accidentally spitting out a Raisinet. I pick up the chocolate with a Kleenex and stuff it in my purse.… — Jen Lancaster
• Depression is all about if you loved me you would. As in, if you loved me you would stop doing your schoolwork,… — Elizabeth Wurtzel
• -“Say no more,” Leif interrupted. “I understand. I will simply have to kill them all myself.” -"There he goes again. I’m telling… — Kevin Hearne
• good call. A second drag and your next stop's the wastepaper basket - and not to toss your kleenex, true. — J R Ward
• Leo took out a pen and autographed the arm of one of the nymphs. “Narcissus is a loser! He’s so weak, he… — Rick Riordan
• It's just another of Robin's sayings. Like, 'Holy strawberries, Batman, we're in a jam! Or, Holy Kleenex, Batman, it was right under… — Karen Marie Moning
• But you're so helpless sometimes. It's like watching a kitten with its head trapped in a Kleenex box. — Rainbow Rowell

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