Kleenex Quotes
22 quotes by 21 authors
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I love being manipulated by what I see. I love weepies and romantic comedies where you're reaching for the Kleenex at the right moment.
— Nick Cave
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Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.
— Cher
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If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
— Art Hoppe
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I haven't left the house without a packet of Kleenex in my back pocket for as long as I can remember. Whenever I start thinking…
— Josh Radnor
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How can a nation be called great if its bread tastes like kleenex?
— Julia Child
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Amen,' I exclaim, accidentally spitting out a Raisinet. I pick up the chocolate with a Kleenex and stuff it in my purse. Ten bucks says…
— Jen Lancaster
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Depression is all about if you loved me you would. As in, if you loved me you would stop doing your schoolwork, stop going out…
— Elizabeth Wurtzel
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-“Say no more,†Leif interrupted. “I understand. I will simply have to kill them all myself.†-"There he goes again. I’m telling you, Danny Elfman…
— Kevin Hearne
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good call. A second drag and your next stop's the wastepaper basket - and not to toss your kleenex, true.
— J R Ward
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Leo took out a pen and autographed the arm of one of the nymphs. “Narcissus is a loser! He’s so weak, he can’t bench-press a…
— Rick Riordan
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It's just another of Robin's sayings. Like, 'Holy strawberries, Batman, we're in a jam! Or, Holy Kleenex, Batman, it was right under our nose and…
— Karen Marie Moning
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But you're so helpless sometimes. It's like watching a kitten with its head trapped in a Kleenex box.
— Rainbow Rowell
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There are no Kleenex boxes on these loops, just so you know.
— Mick Fleetwood
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Kleenex would have made a mint today.
— Larry Harvey
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I went home and did some rehearsing to satisfy my curiosity about whether I could play an Italian. I put on some makeup, stuffed Kleenex…
— Marlon Brando
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Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.
— Madeleine Kahn
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A friend will listen to your problems. A best friend will have a soggy shoulder with an infinative amount of kleenex to spare
— Superman
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Girl please, I can remove 90% of your 'beauty' with a Kleenex.
— Cuts And Scars
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A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You could ask for a better rebound!
— Blair Waldorf
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Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.
— Cher
Who Wrote These Kleenex Quotes
21 authors contributed a total of 22 Kleenex Quotes as follows: