Kill Me Quotes

501 Kill Me quotes by 367 unique authors

If drinking don't kill me, her memory will. — George Jones
Let them not make me a stone and let them not spill me, otherwise kill me. — Louis MacNeice
I am going to fight capitalism even if it kills me. It is wrong that people like you should be comfortable and well fed while… — Sylvia Pankhurst
Mom would kill me if I showed my navel. — Brandy Norwood
Last night, two men tried to force my shutters. I recognized them: they are two of Rodin's Italian models. He told them to kill me.… — Camille Claudel
I never took that stuff personally when people said I was too young, too inexperienced. I get politics. I get attack ads. But they said… — Alexi Giannoulias
My doctor told me that I'm old, fat, and ugly, but none of those things is going to kill me immediately. — Roger Ailes
I can still picture myself riding in the back of a Bronco to a field party after a rainstorm. My mama will kill me for… — Dave Haywood
I know that I cannot be with a person for three hours without saying at least ten things that would kill me. — Lars von Trier
People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it. — Seth Rogen
My phone is trying to kill me. It is a battery-charged rectangle of disappointment and possibility. It is a technological pacifier. — Amy Poehler
The bullet that will kill me is not yet cast. — Napoleon Bonaparte
Nobody kills me and lives to tell about it. — Nathan Bedford Forrest
Am like a Fire Fly, Charged to Execute my Flames to Light this World up, therefore, you have to Kill me to get out my… — Ryan Leonard
It just kills me when these girls look at magazines and wish they could look like that. I try to tell them, 'Nobody looks like… — Cindy Margolis
I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man. — Che Guevara
I grew up believing my sister was from the planet Neptune and had been sent down to Earth to kill me. I believed this because… — Zooey Deschanel
I grew up believing my sister was from the planet Neptune and had been sent down to Earth to kill me. — Zooey Deschanel
Death be not proud, though some have called thee Mighty and dreadful, for thou art not so. For, those, whom thou think'st thou dost overthrow.… — John Donne
No damn man kills me and lives. — Nathan Bedford Forrest
I have high blood sugars, and Type 2 diabetes is not going to kill me. But I just have to eat right, and exercise, and… — Tom Hanks
I put on fifteen pounds of muscle, so that was a lot of eating chicken and a high protein, low-carb diet. Also a lot of… — Josh Hutcherson
I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm a New York… — Kevin James
I sleep on my stomach with my head under a bunch of pillows so if someone wants to come in and try to kill me… — Wiz Khalifa
My mom is going to kill me for talking about sleeping with people. But I don't want to put myself in the position where I'm… — Lindsay Lohan

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