Kevin Quotes

122 Kevin quotes by 104 unique authors

I'm a huge Kevin Youkilis fan. — Denis Leary
I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' 'Dude, these are isotopes.' 'Dude, we removed your kidney.… — Demetri Martin
If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I'm done. I don't want to be the last pudge out there. — Patton Oswalt
They say I can open movies, and that's nice in that it puts into people's minds that women can do it. It's not just Kevin… — Julia Roberts
My cinematic crush has been pretty much the same since I was 12: Kevin Costner. — Emma Watson
I don't want the giant ego. I don't want to become Kevin Costner, singing on the soundtrack to The Postman. — Joss Whedon
Marc’s hand tightened visibly around Kevin’s fingers, his digits going white. Again. Both men clenched their jaws, Kevin in pain, and Marc in an obvious… — Rachel Vincent
He walked out of the office to find Kevin Daley standing there. 'I like your style,' Kevin said. Thank you,' Alex said. 'I like it,… — Susan Beth Pfeffer
Even the rats are drowning,' Alex said. Nah,' Kevin said. 'They've been taking swimming lessons at the Y. — Susan Beth Pfeffer
The only bright spot in the entire evening was the presence of Kevin "Tubby" Matchwell, the eleven-year-old porker who tackled the role of Santa with… — David Sedaris
I'm jealous of your hooks," Kevin replied. "Having no hands is better than having two equally strong hands." Don't be ridiculous," one of the white-faced… — Daniel Handler
Kevin stopped where he was and stood there simply gazing at her. Molly sat cross-legged in the meadow with the sun shining on her bare… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
If Slater were someone else, Kevin would merely be the poor victim of a horrible plot. Unless he was killed by Slater, in which case… — Ted Dekker
All killer whales are named Kevin. You knew that, right? — Christopher Moore
Imagine you're a forty-year-old, Richard," Hamilton said to me around this time, while working as a salesman at a Radio Shack in Lynn Valley,"and suddenly… — Douglas Coupland
Why would you try to kill this guy, Kevin? He's a genius. Nuts to your truce. — John Green
Kevin was a shell game in which all three cups were empty. — Lionel Shriver
We may run into Kevin,” Lucy said gloomily. “She’s hoping to run into Kevin,” Zoë assured her. Justine smiled grimly. “Preferably with my car. — Lisa Kleypas
I didn't care about anything. And there's a freedom in apathy, a wild, dizzying liberation on which you can almost get drunk. You can do… — Lionel Shriver
A few people would suffer, but a lot of people would be better off.' 'It's just not right,' said Kevin stubbornly. 'Maybe not. But neither's… — John Marsden
Kevin refilled my plastic cup with more box wine. I smiled thanks. Kevin smiled welcome. Jake kicked my ankle. — Josh Lanyon
Holocausts do not amaze me. Rapes and child slavery do not amaze me. And Franklin, I know you feel otherwise, but Kevin does not amaze… — Lionel Shriver
Yo! Cam!” Beer Guy jumped off the porch and jogged down the sidewalk, passing me a quick look. “What you up to, man?” Saved by… — Unknown Author
He tried not to love that she could recite scenes from Ghostbusters, that she liked kung fu movies and could name all of the original… — Rainbow Rowell
It was great working with Kevin Smith - just a dream. — Guillermo Diaz

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