Kenny Quotes

77 Kenny quotes by 56 unique authors

Listen here you beautiful %!&&, I'm about to %&% you up with some truth. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
If there's one thing I hate, it's losing. If there's two things I hate, it's losing and getting cancer. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
No actually I don't. I play real sports, not tryin to be the best at exercising. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
Now I know you're not a natural beauty, but I think with the right clothes and the right look you could be very striking. -Kenny… — Eastbound And Down
He's my boss, so don't try to suck him off. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
Don't be crazy. Don't be lazy. Hire Kenny Powers. -Stevie Janowski — Eastbound And Down
I'm laying down my new audio book. No writing, just spoken words, the old fashioned way. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
I could stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back in practical game condition. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
How much will y'all give me if I slam dunk this thing into the trash can? -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
I transcend race, hombre. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
I know that deep inside you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop, bro. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
How much exactly does it cost to buy a Mexican baseball team, ten bucks and a burrito? -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
Love is inappropriate sometimes, April. -Kenny Powers — Eastbound And Down
Kenny Powers and Barrack Obama are two of the most famous people in show business, so fuck it. -Stevie Janowski — Eastbound And Down
Stan: Oh my God they killed Kenny! — South Park
We got to ride tonight. My little homey Kenny died tonight. — Master P
Okay, we're going to break up into teams. Team A will consist of Stan, Kyle, Eric, Chef, Nurse Goodley, and myself. Team B will consist… — South Park
Kenny, we've got to make Stan see the importance of voting 'cause he's sure to vote for our guy. - Kyle — South Park
You have rats in your house, too, Kenny? Seriously, you better stop being so poor or else Im gonna start huckin rocks at you. — Eric Cartman
Get that p-ssy wet, f-ck her then I jet...Kenny Smith. — Lil Wayne
Kenny, I know you're about 50 pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that to mean move your lard sweatin', bacon burpin' jello… — Scary Movie
My friend Kenny Chesney is going to sing at my wedding. He just doesn't know it yet. — Eva Longoria
Alpha Kenny bode ifyi semore But!....(now say it out loud) — Syoung
Kenny Powers' days of burnin' ass are done. And that's not a homosexual reference. — Danny Mcbride

Who Wrote These Kenny Quotes

56 authors contributed a total of 77 Kenny Quotes, led by these top contributors: