Best Karaoke Quotes

57 Karaoke quotes by 52 unique authors

Karaoke is something that's near and dear and very close to my heart. I was a karaoke host when I was working my way through… — Nathan Fillion
I'm not the best cruise ship crooner. I'm not the best karaoke guy. — Neil Patrick Harris
I like the Rolling Stones for karaoke. 'Sympathy For The Devil' is a great one. — Hugh Jackman
I prefer career artists that have spent time honing their craft, as opposed to, 'I won a karaoke contest on a reality show and now… — Conor Oberst
I've been asked to do 'American Idol' and 'X Factor.' I'm an Ed McMahon kind of girl. 'Star Search?' I'm in, all day long. It… — Pink
I used to hang out at karaoke bars all the time. It was the most fun you could have when you had no money. — Jeremy Renner
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. — Chris Rock
Whenever I have friends over, we end up eating and talking and losing track of time, and, once in a while, singing karaoke. It reminds… — Maria Sharapova
I've taken salsa classes. I love dancing and I love to karaoke. So I bought a microphone with some tapes and my son and I… — Sherri Shepherd
I think I first realized I wanted to be in country music and be an artist when I was 10. And I started dragging my… — Taylor Swift
I love karaoke. I love maudlin country ballads. In another life, I'd be Loretta Lynn. — Sam Taylor-Wood
I've developed a karaoke habit. I've become a crooner. — Serena Williams
I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke. — Steven Wright
maybe memories are like karaoke-where you realize up on the stage, with all those lyrics scrawling across the screen's bottom, and with everybody clapping at… — Douglas Coupland
I got to play Kim in Bye Bye Birdie, Sandy in Grease, and Maria in The Sound of Music. And it was so much fun… — Taylor Swift
True love is singing karaoke 'under pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part. — Mindy Kaling
My office doubles as a karaoke den for the neighborhood. There are strobe lights and Rock Band plastic guitars, a disco ball and a fog… — Jeff Kinney
Even Karaoke needs higher standards than I can reach, so I have gone great lengths to avoid being bullied into it. — Zac Goldsmith
I have been called the human jukebox, yes. But karaoke is not meant for people who can sing! — Carrie Underwood
I lived in Koreatown for five years, and I lived blocks away from about seven karaoke bars. — David Walton
I do, too, most recently while I was singing karaoke in some weird bar. — Radha Mitchell
I used to like doing karaoke until cell-phone cameras came along. — Fred Schneider
Oh, I try to stay as far away from karaoke as humanly possible! — Unknown Author
Join my Bridget Jones club for lonely women of a certain age, where we wear big knickers, get pissed, do karaoke and fall out of… — Superman
Always keep a song in your heart - it's like karaoke for the voices in your head — Unknown Author

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