Juno Quotes

47 quotes by 15 authors

Juno MacGuff: "Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment. — Diablo Cody
Juno MacGuff: You can never have too many of your favorite one calorie breath mints. — Diablo Cody
Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad? Mac MacGuff: What? Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um... Mac MacGuff: *Or*...? Juno MacGuff:… — Diablo Cody
Juno: "All roads lead there child. You should know that." Percy: "Detention? — Rick Riordan
Juno: "The heroes of olympus must unite! After your victory over kronos in manhattan...well I fear that wounded jupiter's self-esteem." Percy: Cause I was right… — Rick Riordan
Just keep moving! we're almost there." "almost where?" Juno chuckled. "all roads lead there child. you should know that" "detention?" Percy asked. "Rome, child, the… — Rick Riordan
For an actress to be a success, she must have the face of a Venus, the brains of a Minerva, the grace of Terpsichore, the… — Ethel Barrymore
For an actress to be a success she must have the face of Venus, the brains of Minerva, the grace of Terpsichore, the memory of… — Ethel Barrymore
Venus, a beautiful, good-natured lady, was the goddess of love; Juno, a terrible shrew, the goddess of marriage; and they were always mortal enemies — Jonathan Swift
NECTAR, n. A drink served at banquets of the Olympian deities. The secret of its preparation is lost, but the modern Kentuckians believe that they… — Ambrose Bierce
Juno: Oh wicked pic in the Pennysaver by the way. Super classy, not like those people with fake woods in the background. Honestly, who do… — Juno (The Movie)
Juno: Your little girlfriend gave me the stinkeye in art class yesterday. Paulie: Katrina's not my girlfriend alright? And I doubt she gave you the… — Juno (The Movie)
Juno: [showing ultrasound photo] It's a baby. It's your baby. It kinda looks like it's waving, you know, like it's saying, "Hey Vanessa, will you… — Juno (The Movie)
Yeah I came as soon as I got that ultrasound goo off my pelvis. It was crazy actually, my step-mom verbally abused the ultrasound tech… — Juno (The Movie)
Vanessa: Your parents are probably wondering where you are. Juno: Nah. I mean I'm already pregnant so what other kind of shenanigans can I get… — Juno (The Movie)
Juno: You're like... the coolest person I've ever met and you don't even have to try. Paulie: I try really hard actually. — Juno (The Movie)
Leah: Woah check out baby big head. That thing is freaky looking. Juno: Excuse me? I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you've got in… — Juno (The Movie)
Juno: Can't we just like kick this old school. You know, like I stick the baby in a basket, send it your way, like Moses… — Juno (The Movie)
Well, you know, I was thinking I'd just nip it in the bud, before it gets worse, because they were talking about it in health… — Juno (The Movie)
Bren MacGuff: When you move out I'm getting two Weimaraners! Juno: Woah dream big! — Juno (The Movie)

Who Wrote These Juno Quotes

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