Joseph Quotes
218 Joseph quotes by 164 unique authors
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THERE ARE SOME MEN who enter a woman’s life and screw it up forever. Joseph Morelli did this to me—not forever, but periodically.
— Janet Evanovich
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Mom loved my brother more. Not that she didn't love me - I felt the wash of her love every day, pouring over me, but…
— Aimee Bender
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The world around us is an increasingly hostile and sinful place. Occasionally that splashes onto us, and perhaps, in the case of a few of…
— Jeffrey R. Holland
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No touching Baby Jesus.†“But we’re his parents!†proclaimed Mary Beth, who was being generous to include poor Joseph under this appellation. “Mary Beth,†Barb…
— John Irving
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We belong to the race that knows Joseph
— Lucy Maud Montgomery
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Jungians such as Joseph Campbell have generalised such journeys into a set of archetypal events and images. Though they can be useful in criticism, I…
— Ursula K. Le Guin
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Your desire is your prayer. Picture the fulfillment of your desire now and feel its reality and you will experience the joy of the answered.…
— Joseph Murphy
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I prefer the retro chic of spending Christmas just like Joseph and Mary did - Traveling arduously back to the place of your birth to…
— Tina Fey
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Goodness! Golly! Good God! Blessed Allah! Zeus and Hera! Mary and Joseph! Nathaniel Hawthorne! Don't touch her! Grab her! Move closer! Run away! Don't move!…
— Daniel Handler
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Time for the likeliest story since Mary told Joseph it was God’s.
— Val McDermid
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Every time I see a picture of Stalin I look him square in the eye and I say: You're a meat eater, Joseph.
— Philip K. Dick
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Indolent and unworthy the beggar may be—but that is not your concern: It is better, said Joseph Smith, to feed ten impostors than to run…
— Hugh Nibley
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Joseph Obomsawin, the elder I lived with there, says that those who turn to animals do so because humans have let them down.
— Jodi Picoult
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Joseph Beringer...dances around behind me singing some poorly rhymed and slightly dirty song about my [racing] odds at my skirts. 'I don't even wear skirts,'…
— Maggie Stiefvater
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Star Wars is not entertainment. Star Wars is George Lucas masturbating to a picture of Joseph Campbell and conning billions of people into watching the…
— John Scalzi
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Go figure that. Joseph Morelli with a house, a dog, a steady job, and an SUV. And on odd days of the month he woke…
— Janet Evanovich
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When Christmas doesn't fit your expectations of what the perfect holiday should be, think about how Joseph and Mary probably didn't think that manger was…
— Joel Osteen
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I don't hero worship for the sake of hero worship. When I find people who are truly remarkable - and I think Joseph Needham is…
— Simon Winchester
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The works which this man [Joseph Banks] leaves behind him occupy a few pages only; their importance is not greatly superior to their extent; and…
— Georges Cuvier
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The Book of Mormon, the record of Joseph, verifies and clarifies the Bible. It removes stumbling blocks; it restores many plain and precious things.
— Ezra Taft Benson
Who Wrote These Joseph Quotes
164 authors contributed a total of 218 Joseph Quotes, led by these top contributors: