Joseph Quotes

218 Joseph quotes by 164 unique authors

All men have heard of the Mormon Bible, but few except the "elect" have seen it, or, at least, taken the trouble to read it.… — Mark Twain
As gentle a man as he was, as tender as was his heart, there was nothing weak about Michael Hosea. He was the strongest-minded man… — Francine Rivers
The books transported her into new worlds and introduced her to amazing people who lived exciting lives. She went on olden-day sailing ships with Joseph… — Roald Dahl
You are Joseph the dreamer of dreams, dear Jude. And a tragic Don Quixote. And sometimes you are St. Stephen, who, while they were stoning… — Thomas Hardy
Socialism" is no more an evil word than "Christianity." Socialism no more prescribed Joseph Stalin and his secret police and shuttered churches than Christianity prescribed… — Kurt Vonnegut
I just gave them a little scare. A touch of psychological terror. As Joseph Conrad once wrote, true terror is the kind that men feel… — Haruki Murakami
It is so important to see that we are all converted, that we have in our hearts a conviction concerning this great work. It is… — Gordon B. Hinckley
Joseph shall return to Canaan, grieve not, Hovels shall turn to rose gardens, grieve not. If a flood should arrive, to drown all that's alive,… — Khaled Hosseini
Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I was going to squirt tears. How unprofessional. — Jeaniene Frost
Entrepreneurship rests on a theory of economy and society. The theory sees change as normal and indeed as healthy. And it sees the major task… — Peter Drucker
THERE ARE SOME MEN who enter a woman’s life and screw it up forever. Joseph Morelli did this to me—not forever, but periodically. — Janet Evanovich
Mom loved my brother more. Not that she didn't love me - I felt the wash of her love every day, pouring over me, but… — Aimee Bender
The world around us is an increasingly hostile and sinful place. Occasionally that splashes onto us, and perhaps, in the case of a few of… — Jeffrey R. Holland
No touching Baby Jesus.” “But we’re his parents!” proclaimed Mary Beth, who was being generous to include poor Joseph under this appellation. “Mary Beth,” Barb… — John Irving
We belong to the race that knows Joseph — Lucy Maud Montgomery
Jungians such as Joseph Campbell have generalised such journeys into a set of archetypal events and images. Though they can be useful in criticism, I… — Ursula K. Le Guin
Your desire is your prayer. Picture the fulfillment of your desire now and feel its reality and you will experience the joy of the answered.… — Joseph Murphy
I prefer the retro chic of spending Christmas just like Joseph and Mary did - Traveling arduously back to the place of your birth to… — Tina Fey
Goodness! Golly! Good God! Blessed Allah! Zeus and Hera! Mary and Joseph! Nathaniel Hawthorne! Don't touch her! Grab her! Move closer! Run away! Don't move!… — Daniel Handler
Time for the likeliest story since Mary told Joseph it was God’s. — Val McDermid
Every time I see a picture of Stalin I look him square in the eye and I say: You're a meat eater, Joseph. — Philip K. Dick
Indolent and unworthy the beggar may be—but that is not your concern: It is better, said Joseph Smith, to feed ten impostors than to run… — Hugh Nibley
Joseph Obomsawin, the elder I lived with there, says that those who turn to animals do so because humans have let them down. — Jodi Picoult
Joseph Beringer...dances around behind me singing some poorly rhymed and slightly dirty song about my [racing] odds at my skirts. 'I don't even wear skirts,'… — Maggie Stiefvater
Star Wars is not entertainment. Star Wars is George Lucas masturbating to a picture of Joseph Campbell and conning billions of people into watching the… — John Scalzi

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